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Character: Merlin
Mun: Niko
Plot specific: Nope~

Anyone got a screwdriver or a pocket knife? The, uh... house elves seem to have gotten Arthur's belt mixed up with someone else's. He'll live but the belt needs a bit of improving.

Just as a thought--completely unrelated--but there sure are a lot of holidays for sweets this time of year.

princedollophead

Character: Arthur Pendragon
Mun: Otter
Plot specific: Nope.

Does anybody care to explain to me, why we have to learn about Muggle public transport? I mean, it's not like most of us are really ever going to use it.

Further more, what do Oysters have to do with it, and why are they on cards?

fleurdelamour

Character: Francis Bonnefoy
Mun: Kitten
Plot specific: Non~

Allo, my children! Your good professor hopes to find you well today! Unfortunately, I must assign you some homework, we do not want your bright minds to wander too far from learning, and we must be sure to keep in mind that studying our fellow man, however different he may be, is as essential as our own magical history! Do not worry, it is not difficult!

For the first through fourth years, I would like for you to take one of these subjects and write about the pros and cons of its use over our own magical means. I expect at least 12 to 15 inches, and I shall be grading more heavily based on your year, so if you write 12 inches, fourth years, it should be très excellent, oui? ♡

★ Automobile
★ Space Heater
★ Cellular Phone

Fifth through seventh years are to do a 15 inch or more essay on airplanes! Please focus on how they remain aloft, and also on regulations that prevent accidents in flight, landing, and takeoff, as well as how the muggle policies relate to our own laws for travel. If you index your book, you will find an explanation which will prove useful in detailing the workings of modern airplanes. Do not write word for word now, or copy the chapter entirely. I would have to remove points and you do know how your beloved professor so dislikes to punish his poor little ones!

These are all due by the end of the week, and if you have any questions I would be most happy to answer them!

soproudofyou

Character: Dad Egbert
Mun: Amanda
Plot Specific: Nope.

( cut for grey, courier capslock )

thegreatblackadder

Character: Edmund Blackadder
Mun: Alison
Plot specific: No

Baldrick! I'm going to Hogsmede, I need you to do my homework while I'm out. DO NOT mess it up.

Current Mood: annoyed

metaing

Character: Abed Nadir
Mun: Amanda
Plot specific: Nope

Does anyone ever feel like going to school here is just one big life lesson over how love and friendship conquer all? Or is that just me?

If it's just me then that's okay; I'm pretty used to it.

likesnecklaces

Character: Temperance Brennan
Mun: Jess-mod
Plot specific: N

Good afternoon students.

It's Professor Brennan and today we'll be conducting this lesson via voice spell. I'm currently working on something at the Ministry of Magic.

I need everyone to turn to page 152 of your books and read up on 14th century Witch burnings. On Monday you need to hand in twelve inches on how real witches helped perpetuate mob hysteria by disguising themselves multiple times. I also need six inches on how you would attempt to successfully fool muggles if you were in such a situation. I won't accept any late work and marks will be docked for sloppy margins.

If you require any sort of clarification, I will be back in my office tomorrow morning. Please refrain from touching anything in the classroom that looks older than the school itself.

worldjustfortwo

Character: Chane Laforet
Mun: N/A
Plot specific: Nope

I don't see why I need such a thing as this journal.

I was told it will help me communicate with others, but that is foolishness.

The only ones I 'need' to understand me are the professors and Father. I have done perfectly fine up until now with that alone.

thisonetime_withellis

Character: Keith (Jones) - L4D2
Mun: Fiona
Plot Specific: Nope!

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So what about that quidditch match, huh?! Did you see that Slytherin player take that bludger to the shoulder? I missed it, I blinked, but I heard about it.

Reminds me of this one time with my buddy Ellis, we were playing football and-- that's a muggle game by the way guys I'll explain the rules later or something-- and Ellis right, he misses the ball and boots this rock right at me.

Took my eye straight out. I was ok though.

Even managed to score a goal a minute later.

8lackwidow

Character: Charlotte Serket [Marquise Spinneret Mindfang] (Homestuck)
Mun: Nutmeg
Plot specific: Not really

Well, well, well.

It seems like I've arrived just in time for all the fun. Vigorous quidditch matches, that lovely display of duelling, and Valentines is just around the corner. And now snakes. It seems like they'll 8e plenty of hijinks around to keep me entertained. Even with that 8an on love potions and fooling around with them. Perhaps this won't 8e as disappointing as I thought.

For those wondering who I am, my name is Charlotte Serket, Professor Serket to students. I'll 8e taking over the Divin8on classes. And yes, I am that Charlotte Serket, and if you want to discuss it with me please make your questions at least vaguely interesting and new. It gets 8oring quick.

Questions?

[ooc; In Charlotte's backstory she was previous a double agent for the ministry, joining up with the Death Eaters to feed information back to the good guys. She was discovered, lost and arm and was blinded in an eye by the DE's, and after the war was cleared by the ministry. Naturally many people probably don't trust her, so feel free to]

mudadayo

Character: Mammon (KHR)
Mun: Rose
Plot specific: N

Mu.. This is a reminder that if your homework assignment is supposed to be two feet in length, writing in larger print to take up more space is not acceptable. It's not a loophole, it's stupidity that I'm no longer willing to tolerate. Next time I won't ask for them to be redone or mark you down for it, they'll be automatic zeros. On top of that your next assignment will be double the length to make up for it.

With that cleared up I'd like to ask a favor as well. Phantasma has gone missing. If anyone sees a dark green frog with red eyes, return him to me at once or let me know if you've seen him in the past twenty four hours. If one of my students returns him to me, I may consider waiving one assignment of your choice.

stubbornskeptic

Character: Jane Crocker
Mun: Kelsey
Plot specific: I don't know what this means but I'm guessing no.

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lalontini

Character: Roxy Lalonde
Mun: Bri (

zillyyourhoo )
Plot specific: N

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thisonetime_withkeith

Character: Ellis
Mun: Jamesy
Plot specific: N

guys.

guys.

GUYS.

holy crap i think there was a zombie in my room last night! i heard these noises. like these moans! it was just like ohhhhhhhh and shit. i didnt know what to do so i just stayed in my bed. it sounded really close! and then all of a sudden it kinda got really loud and then just stopped. i bet it went out to eat brains or something. i shouldve went after it.

we should organize a zombie hunt to track it down!

strideallknight

Character: Dave Strider
Mun:

restcalm
Plot specific: N

Okay, first off, if we gotta do a fucking love potion in potions when it's closer to Valentine's Day, I might just skip that class. No offense, Prof, but...just...no. Just no. That'd be like releasing the fucking kraken on the unsuspecting student body.

[No, he really won't skip, but he'd like to.]

Second...yo, Bro, am I gonna get points docked from my paper if I added a bit of pizzazz to it?

spottedprick

Character: 'Q' Quentin
Mun: n/a
Plot Specific: no

I wonder if after all these time-related shenanigans that have been taking place lately the teachers will rethink the school curriculum next year. I'm sure there's sound logic to their methods but in light of these recent events you can't help but think there should be some adjustments made with all this fascinating spell-work going around...

wiggin

Character: Andrew 'Ender' Wiggin
Mun:

vitriols
Plot specific: nope

I'm sure that we're all ready to go back to our families for the winter break. I'm sure I can pull off a few weeks of living a Muggle lifestyle again.

[in part, he wants to go, but the other part says no. He'd love to see Valentine again, and reading her letters is something he enjoys doing...but it'd be too strange.]

Then again, I believe I'll be staying. Is anyone else doing the same?

inkedbunny

Character: E. Aster Bunnymund
Mun: Keeping a secret unless something sticks
Plot specific: No.

I know that with Christmas coming up, everyone's really, not all that interested in class work. So you're all catching a break from me for the moment.

Bonza, right?

Yeah, don't think yourselves that lucky.

My 1st and 2nd year anklebiters are going to be working on getting birds into water goblets and rats into bird cages.

3rd and 4th years; you’re gonna be practising transfiguring what the little tackers break in their classes back to what it was in the first place.

5th years; You're going to love this one 5th's we're making eggs into Ferrets, and you're going to look after them for a week then turn them back into eggs. Broken and bad eggs are going to lose you points, so best be good to your ferret.

6th years; Doll houses into wardrobes. And it can’t look like the doll house used to, so you gotta be creative for this.

7th years, all I'm going to tell you is that it's going to involve deer.

littlefairybull

Character: Tavros Nitram
Mun: Athy
Plot Specific: No

-=tavros tries to clammer back up to his feet, his legs seeming rather stiff and uncooperative for a few moments before he gets the hang of it again.

he's just taken a bit of a tumble down some stairs, a common occurrence with him, likely having knocked into people in the process=-

I'm sorry! I just, uhh... had a bit of a malfunction, with my coordination, in relation to the stairs.

((ooc: he has magic braces on his legs in an effort to help him learn how to walk again))

immortalvino

Characer: Claire Stanfield (Baccano!)
Mun: Sio
Plot Specific: No.

[The following lines are interspersed with a a very high number grease spots and gravy splatters.]

So, I just realized there's only ten days until we'll be going home for the holidays.

Are you guys as excited as I am? I can already tell that this year's got one Hell of a Christmas in store. Don't ask me how. I just know.

If nothing else, I'll get to see King's Cross again and that's always pretty amazing, isn't it? I could just spend days there, if they'd let me.