IC Prospective: Mammon | Transfiguration teacher

[mudadayo]

Character: Mammon (KHR)
Mun: Rose
Plot specific: N


Mu.. This is a reminder that if your homework assignment is supposed to be two feet in length, writing in larger print to take up more space is not acceptable. It's not a loophole, it's stupidity that I'm no longer willing to tolerate. Next time I won't ask for them to be redone or mark you down for it, they'll be automatic zeros. On top of that your next assignment will be double the length to make up for it.

With that cleared up I'd like to ask a favor as well. Phantasma has gone missing. If anyone sees a dark green frog with red eyes, return him to me at once or let me know if you've seen him in the past twenty four hours. If one of my students returns him to me, I may consider waiving one assignment of your choice.

Comments

[bravabarber]

Ah my lady, I believe that your beloved pet is singing with the other lady frogs of the choir! I did not inform you, for he seems much at home with the females of his kind, but if he has tarried for far too long in the arms of his paramour, then I shall return him with all haste! Or rather, I would've, if I still had the arms to carry the delightful creature...

((OOC: He's a barber/music teacher who's also a ghost from the 17th century.))

[mudadayo]

[He is absolutely livid when he speaks again, if it weren't for the fact that the other is a ghost he'd accuse him of stealing Phantasma since he disappeared yesterday morning at the staff table anyway. The lady thing doesn't even bother him, he knows his voice and appearance are too androgynous and never bothered to correct anyone on that in the past because he really just doesn't care.]

He's what? Muu... Phantasma wouldn't wander off on his own, he has no interest in such things.

[Not that he knows of or makes logical sense, but there's always the chance a student had something to do with it as well.]

The next time he goes missing you will inform me at once if he happens to be around you. Understood?

[bravabarber]

Perhaps he needs a pretty woman on his arm, or rather, his webbed feet? No one is resistant to love's call, after all!

[And Figaro might've, just...might've! Lured Phantasma to the choir. Obviously he needs to play matchmaker for the poor female-deprived creature and not because he desires to test Phantasma's croaking abilities for the choir!]

But if it displeases you then very well, Figaro shall comply.

me and my one icon lol

[shankyouverymuch]

Ushishishi~ You're not very good at keeping track of things for a teacher. You should be a little more careful, Professor.

[mudadayo]

Unlike some other things I keep track of, I trust Phantasma to take care of himself and not get into any unnecessary trouble.

[shankyouverymuch]

Unnecessary? There's unnecessary trouble?

[mudadayo]

Mu.. Any type of trouble is always unnecessary. It's easily avoidable.

[shankyouverymuch]

Then maybe he's bored. It's easy to become bored around here with how much our assignments have increased lately.

[Bel don't be silly, that's called homework.]

[mudadayo]

There's no reason to be bored when there's work that needs to be done.

[Bel, he's not going to give you less work just because you're a spoiled brat.]

[shankyouverymuch]

shishi~ I'm not so certain we're talking about a frog any longer. But if we were, I'd still contend that all work and no play makes anyone's day dull.

[Rude.]

[mudadayo]

Phantasma knows better than to wander off on his own, which is why I suspect others to be involved. And if you don't do all your assignments you're not getting your allowance for the next Hogsmead trip. You'd probably just waste it anyway, it can be put away in the bank to be saved.

[shankyouverymuch]

Ushishishi~ you're such a strict parent, Mammon, an even more strict professor. How will I enjoy my childhood if I've got no leeway? Hmm? What do you think bored little frog whom never wanders off?

[mudadayo]

Bel. You'd better not have taken Phantasma again.

[shankyouverymuch]

[He hasn't been called by his first and last name. Totally off the hook and another little, tinier chuckle leaves his grinning face.]

Taken? I wouldn't take Phantasma. Besides, how do you know I wasn't the one to find him.

[mudadayo]

Because you're far more suspicious than most others and as such are usually a top suspect to nab Phantasma whenever I'm not looking to use him for your own amusement.