IC Prospective: Roxy Lalonde (5th year)

[lalontini]

Character: Roxy Lalonde
Mun: Bri ( zillyyourhoo )
Plot specific: N

so i coulda sworn christmas was liek yesterday and now here we are around valentins day lol.
*like
*valentines
so do any of you cool cats have crushes on anyone??
you can tell roxy alllllll of ur secrets ;)
promise i wotn tell
*wont

Comments

[shitknickers]

This question is a bit of a personal nature isnt it roxy?
Goodness.
I dont really find myself at liberty to say.

[lalontini]

dot keep a girl hsnging jakey.
*dont
*hanging
you kno feb 14th comes really fast
so you might wanna hop to asking them if they are your one and only valentine.
*know

[shitknickers]

Yes thank you im quite aware that time is wasting.
Its just... delicate.
Its not like you can just jump out of the bushes and say hello i might fancy you a bit more than is necessary would you take this candy so i may disappear back into my bush in shame??
Im actually quite certain that would end terribly.

[lalontini]

tick tick tock
on the clock
but the prty dont stop
*party
no jake that is like exactly what needs to happen
you gotta be brave an all that jazz.

[shitknickers]

Im hardly being cowardly!
Just...
Cautious.

[lalontini]

why????
just got for it.

[shitknickers]

That is a great deal easier for you to say given you are not in my position.

[lalontini]

see the funny thing here is??
you donj know what postion im in ;)
*dont

[strideallknight]

roxy please
there are no plans in the works
neither are there people my heart is yearning for
sorry to disappoint rox

[lalontini]

come now little d-stri.

[Yeah, that is what she can call him! Little D-Stri.]

you gonna si there and tell me yu have a crush on like noooobody?
*sit
*you

[strideallknight]

theres nobody that tugs these heartstrings and turns me into a puddle of lovestruck schoolgirl no

[lalontini]

no one makes your little strider heart go boom boom boom???

[strideallknight]

not even brighter than the moon moon moon

[total lies, but he's not telling Roxy unless sworn to utmost secrecy.]

[lalontini]

dave this is not the time for kat perry.
*katy
youre keeping secrets

[strideallknight]

you started it
what makes you think im keeping secrets
there are no secrets
im not cagey like rose is

[lalontini]

but i totes expect that from miss prissy pants.
so whats up mini d-stri
do tell???
;)

[strideallknight]

its not a secret if i tell you is it

[lalontini]

my lips are sealed.
totally.
sealed.

[strideallknight]

so sealed youd put a strong as hell filter on
none of this is going to get leaked

[lalontini]

lock it down tight friend
i wont tell a soul.
;)

[strideallknight]

[It is on such a lock down that Fort Knox would be jealous.]

im especially not wanting it to reach the ears of dirk and bro and the people im about to mention
ok im going to add rose to the people on th high alert do not mention to list
both of the crockberts
there i said it
im going to go find a hole to die in now

[lalontini]

[Is little D-stride telling her he has a crush on Janey and what is his face, John?]

whoa
whoa
wjoa
whoa!!!!!!
*whoa
when did thay all go down in the feelings department?!!?
*that
i swear i wont tell omfg

[strideallknight]

[Sob, sadly, yes, yes he is saying exactly that.]

i dont fucking know but i finally figured it out last year
but there they are
smack dab in the middle of my feelings department
sitting there like they goddamn own the place
spoilers they actually do right now

[lalontini]

shhh lil dude
roxy is here for you!!!
lemme giev you a grate big journal hug!
*give
*great
cant have both of them tho haha

[strideallknight]

yeah i know
at this point its looking more like i cant have either
im pretty sure egbert doesnt lean my way and crockers got the hots for another guy
i have the best love life imaginable
go me
in perfect seriousness i hope yours is going better

[stubbornskeptic]

Roxy, don't you think you might embarrass someone with this?
...And I think it's only fair you tell us the same thing if you're asking us!
Hoo hoo!

[lalontini]

well janey im just tryin to hlp some folks that might now be able to tell their u know who!
*help
got a crush on someone janeeey?

[stubbornskeptic]

I believe you are aware of all matters on that front, thanks to your position as my BFFsy and all!
I'm afraid I am less certain of how you feel on this front, however.

[lalontini]

yeah i beliebe that i am well versed in the ways of the janey.
*believe
soo how do you plan on asying something?
*saying

[stubbornskeptic]

Not at this rate, no.
Why, do you?

[lalontini]

naw janey.
i wouldnt do that to you!!
youre liek my bffsy.
*like

[So is Dirk. So what do her stupid feelings have to do with anything?]

[stubbornskeptic]

You still haven't been clear about who you like, RoLal.

[lalontini]

whoa there miss crocker!!
i said i was receiving the secrets today!

[She has baby crushes on all three of her friends, okay?]

[stubbornskeptic]

That's not fair, Ms. Lalonde!

[lalontini]

it's totes fair and you know it!

[stubbornskeptic]

Well, then!
I don't suppose you could clue me in on some other people's secrets, then?
Just for funsies, you understand.

[toocoolforthis]

As if you don't already know.

[lalontini]

course i know d-stri.
you got the hots for mistre hunky.
*mister

[toocoolforthis]

Me and half the school, I swear to god.

[lalontini]

so whatchu gonna do to get im first?
*him

[toocoolforthis]

I think it's getting too late for that, at this point.

[lalontini]

you and janey are super imposisble. you know that???
*impossible
why can't we all just love each other like bffsies should???

[No really. She is tired of watching both of them pine after Jakke like this.]

[toocoolforthis]

I'm serious.
You know that little sister I now have?

[lalontini]

yeah bro
what about it
youre always super serious d-stri
nothing different about that.