dressrobes | IC Prospective: Transfiguration Teacher; E. Aster Bunnymund

Character: E. Aster Bunnymund
Mun: Keeping a secret unless something sticks
Plot specific: No.

I know that with Christmas coming up, everyone's really, not all that interested in class work. So you're all catching a break from me for the moment.

Bonza, right?

Yeah, don't think yourselves that lucky.

My 1st and 2nd year anklebiters are going to be working on getting birds into water goblets and rats into bird cages.

3rd and 4th years; you’re gonna be practising transfiguring what the little tackers break in their classes back to what it was in the first place.

5th years; You're going to love this one 5th's we're making eggs into Ferrets, and you're going to look after them for a week then turn them back into eggs. Broken and bad eggs are going to lose you points, so best be good to your ferret.

6th years; Doll houses into wardrobes. And it can’t look like the doll house used to, so you gotta be creative for this.

7th years, all I'm going to tell you is that it's going to involve deer.

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And here I was going to spend break doing nothing.

You can do nothing when you graduate. You're here to learn how to be a useful wizard. And that's what I'm gonna make you, mate.

Graduations a couple of years away, Bunny. I'm afraid I might die of boredom without a little bit of fun.

Still, ferrets. That's an interesting one.

Professor Bunnymund, and if you're going to die, wait till after exams.

The interesting part is seeing if you can actually take care of something for a change.

Hey, I could take care of something if I wanted to.

How am I doing?

inkedbunny - 2012-12-18 01:28 (UTC) - Expand

really well!

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Fantastic!

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I'm enjoying this thread ydek

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So am I omg

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I hope Jack is okay

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I'm really enjoying Jack!

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I'm glad :3

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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY OVERLORDS!

Overlords? I. What? Look mate. I'm really gonna need you to make sense here.

Overlords! A humble title for the glorious rulers that we professors are!

Never seen you be humble about much, mate. Or subtle, what are you playing at?

Playing? I'm merely expressing my joy at the sight of someone ruling with an iron fist!

inkedbunny - 2012-12-23 06:01 (UTC) - Expand

Sir, w)(at if we are )(aving trouble c)(anging t)(em back?

Then your gonna lose marks. Better read up and get practising, Peixes.

arg)( but siiiiir, do we get more time to practise at least?!

As long as you don't end up killing the Rat or the bird, you can keep trying till the last class of the term.

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excuse u i resent bein called an anklebiter
i go straight for the knees
sir

and question are we gonna be puttin the birds into the rats turned bird cages or does that count as animal cruelty

[Okay, he liked that one]

Yeah, you're a keeper.

It's only animal cruelty if you don't pull off the transfiguration right. I know for a fact a bird or a water goblet don't look good inside a rat.

[She likes this teacher, he appreciates her jokes.]

yeeeeaaaa i can see how thatd be bad
it must rly suck to bein the bird or rat of someone who screws it up a lot

That's what I'm for, and the third and fourths who'll be fixing it.

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Why can't they learn to fix their own mistakes?

Because it's not in the curriculum. But it's in your's, so you better get to looking over the chapter of it in your books.

That's absurd. They should know to fix their mistakes as they make them.

Yeah, and they'll learn it. Can't overwhelm young minds, or they're just going to think they'll never be able to make it here.

It's all about one step at a time, Miss Romanoff.

Does anyone even own doll houses anymore? They're a bit old-fashioned...

Edited 2012-12-21 13:11 (UTC)

Never said B.Y.O, mate. Just said we'd be using doll houses.

Edited 2012-12-23 06:00 (UTC)

Do you make a habit of collecting doll houses then, sir?