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Everyone was so very upset about the magic 8 ball and my psychic powers, and I think I already apologised for it. If you missed it, I'm not sorry at all and I think I really am talented.

I have been dabbling into muggle magic ever since Steve taught me some of it. Did you know they can speak to the dead? With Wiggy boards? No- Wedgie boards. It's called a Luigi board. I think. Can wizards talk to the dead??? Are muggles beating us???

Can a muggleborn please get me a Luigi board? I have some questions for my great grandfather!

plushaeusrumpified

Sup.
Spring break's almost here and y'alls grades ain't looking so hot.
Perfect time to serve up an extra credit assignment so when you get back from giving yourself bad fake tans you might have a chance of passing by the end of the year.
Slim chance, but doable.

3000 word essay on why I, Bro Strider, am effing awesome. Due tomorrow, no exceptions.

bobthewizard

Will the student who etched the entirety of Uptown Funk in runes along the moulding of the second-floor balcony kindly get back here and expunge the text before the stone gets used to it?

Or anyone else, I don't particularly care. I'm still deciding whether to take points for vandalism or award them for deft use of the Anglo-Saxon fuþorc.

nunganunga_k_o

Okay, so potions is crap, History of Magic is absolutely useless, and what is even the point of Astronomy if it can't help my love life?

But if any ~~very dishy boys~~ one wants to help me, I am wandering deeply into the valley of the insane trying to finish all this homework.

ohmygodshoes

Oh my god you guys I'm having a fashion EMERGENCY

I was like, practicing shrinking charms and my wand went all kinds of screwy and hit my trunk full of shoes and now NONE OF THEM FIT!

This charms homework was bullshit!

rainbulb

Character: Kanaya Maryam
Mun: NO
Plot specific: Nah

Well That Was A Rather Interesting Event Was It Not
Who Knew I Had Such A Good Singing Voice
Maybe I Should Give Up Fashion In Favour Of A Singing Career
That Was Sarcasm
I Do Not Think I Actually Sang That Well
At Least Not Enough To Consider Giving Up Fashion

niconiconi

Character: Nico Yazawa
Mun: Marques
Plot specific: N

So... Does anyone know how far the school's anti-technology thing goes?

Like, how far from the school I'd have to be to get something working?

I'm just curious.

starvinginstarfleet

Character: Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott (Will be a fifth year at the start of next year)
Mun: Otter
Plot specific: After Exam time?

You know what? With how the exams went, I think that my dad'll make good on letting me loose on Portsmouth's Naval Museum. Sure, not exactly something that even most of us muggle borns care about. But there are more than a few fine ladies there that I can't wait to get my eyes on.

So, what's everyone else going to be doing over summer.

bestandbrightest

Character: Jim Kirk
Mun: Sloan
Plot specific: Nada

I hear this place doesn't allow any technology. Seriously? Come on guys, catch up with the times. Somethings are better left outside (I'm looking at you internet) but phones? TVs? It's great that this place is all old fashion and tradition, but you're not ending history by adapting to the future. The dark ages ended with Edison.

On that note, I can bring some modern Muggle literature with me, right? Not going to set off some "not magic related" alarm and get wanded by the anti-modern-innovation police?

trapafox

Character: Yu Xiulian
Mun: Silk
Plot specific: No.

您们好。

Hello, to students and professors both. With summer quickly drawing upon us, I have an offer for all of you. This year, over the break, I return to China. If any are interested, I open my family's home to you. I will be tending to my family's affairs, but such small matters will take little time, and would not distract from a guest, if there are any who wish to learn- or to vacation away from home.

gnee

Character: Hanna Cross
Mun: Bri
Plot specific: No

So about your ancient runes homework. If you can bring me the definitions of Ehwaz and Eihwaz, then you get five extra points on our upcoming runes test. If you need extra help my office hours are totally flexible.

truestsciences

Character: Eridan Ampora
Mun: Amanda
Plot specific: Nope

i havve gotta say that im not sure wwhy i wwould be expectin my roommates to keep their shit tidy
an not gettin all ovver on my side a the room
maybe beause people should be decent enough human beings to not shovve their crap evverywwhere
you knoww wwhats not fun
findin someone elses underwwear under your bed
thats fuckin disgustin an wwhoevver is that much of a slob should be ashamed a themselvves an should get their shit together in a quite literal fashion

bookeredtoparis

Character: Elizabeth
Mun: Jess
Plot specific: No, but a reaction to the canon event

I can't believe the last few days. I saw people that I know with memories that they didn't have or their bodies changed. I didn't change much, but I did jump every time I saw a bird fly over. I would have like to seen how this happened. Was it an accident or was it on purpose? Could it be recreated? I'll be in the library looking up similar spells tonight. If I don't find any books there, I will just have to order them in.

I wonder if anyone might be willing tell me about the implanted memories they had? I'm trying to see if there's any connections to anything at all.

hearnoevil

Character: Meulin Leijon
Mun: Emely
Plot specific: N

as much as i love it here itll be nice to be able to catch up on all my shows once school is out ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ
not to mention the end of the year always gets supurr stressful! i dont know how im going to pass all my exams this year (*´ο`*)=3
so hey hey what have you guys got planned out fur your summer vacation?
i was hoping to maybe do some sort of get together at my place
a marathon of movies or some anime
i dont know which yet
what kind of things do you guys all like im curious! 八(＾□＾*) ﾀﾉﾑ!!
and please do let me know if youd be interested in coming!
ive never b33n able to have people over befur!

when_turks_fly

Character: Valeria [Knife (Female)]
Mun: Kana
Plot specific: N

Good morning, students and faculty. I do hope your day is off to a lovely start or that it will in an hour or thereabouts.

[ As 'day' does apparently include ungodly pre-light hours of the morning during which most every student should be in the dorms. At least, it does to this particular professor given how early this little message is going out. Huh. ]

I have kept my word with regards to there being no homework on the first day of class. It is now the second. If you are taking Transfiguration with me, you should refer to your syllabus for your next assignment. Consider this a friendly reminder that you are to complete the next three days' assignments without the use of your textbook. No exceptions.

[ Why yes, she is looking forward to gaping mouths and indignant questions about why she spent more than half of class yesterday stressing the importance of the textbooks she bought out of pocket and gave to each student taking her class her first day in. She's also decidedly looking forward to more than that.

Any early bird who looked at the syllabus and was in the process of doing his or her transfiguration homework early or churning out some sort of essay to impress their new teacher? Your book just came to life if it was open or in the process of being opened and it most assuredly will come to life if it is opened henceforth. It just grew hard paper teeth with needle-like fangs that somehow feel like needles and carry the unfortunate side effect of that pesky, unpleasant prickly feeling associated with numbness that will last for, oh, a grand total of three to five minutes. You know what else? It's going to go for your hands and, if you give it the opportunity, it'll go for your arms. If you were unlucky enough to get one with a particularly terrible 'personality,' it may very well go for your leg if you try to run away or your nose if you were reading. Whatever's closer, but really, your hands are the primary targets once it's opened and it'll settle down like a child once you've put about ten feet between you and it. Funny thing is it'll only react this way when you handle it, not that she's going to mention that. Your friend's textbook? Well. ]

I expect your first assignment on my desk by eleven o'clock this evening sharp. Try not to overwork yourselves and have a wonderful day.

[TEACHER FILTER]

Each of you should have received a note regarding this matter, but things do happen at the most unexpected times in the most unexpected ways. As such, consider this a supplement for those who may have missed it.

I've prepared a... let's call it an exercise, for my students. I discussed it with Professor Dumbledore in advance and I can very well assure you it is perfectly harmless. About the only thing that truly stands to be injured is my students' pride in some cases. Nonetheless, if anyone is in need of a detailed run-down, please don't hesitate to ask me. I would also greatly appreciate it you informed me as to whether or not a student approached you regarding this exercise. It's for his or her own good, I assure you, and it's vital that I know for future reference in my teaching.

[ Which, to a brand new teacher, is rather important. ]

Thank you for your time.

( AND ACTION )

extraneus

Character: The Outsider
Mun: Jamesy
Plot specific: N
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When the Easter holidays are finally over and everyone is back in the castle, I would like to offer anyone who would volunteer the opportunity to take part in an experiment. As I'm sure most of you are aware, the forest is home to creatures known as Thestrals. They're creatures one can only see if they have witnessed death.

I'm working on a way to make it so that even those who haven't seen someone perish can see them. So if you have never seen anyone die, then I would like to extend and invitation the day after term starts for anyone willing.

In case anyone is worried, it should be fairly safe.

hotpants

Character: Tabitha(Tabby) Smith
Mun: Kim
Plot Specific: N/A

SO LIK. Who thot it was a good idea to make cells not work here?

Thats sooooooooooooo dumb. Bloody hell I cant stand this. I got me friends wondrin where i am all the time bcus they cant get in contact with me. Im just sayin im running out of excuses for me muggle pals.

And befour you give me shit about having muggle friends theye purty awesome so you can buzz off!

papatiger

Character: Wesley Sun
Mun: San
Plot specific: No.

According to our dear Divination teacher, we're in for some rough winds tomorrow so I'm afraid that actual flying is out of the question. But before some of you start groaning about theory classes, I've got some extra incentive for you lot to appear to class in tip-top shape!

Bring your swimming costumes if you have them, and if you don't I have some Water Resistant Charms. Just make sure you're wearing comfortable clothing that doesn't drag with the wind. And don't worry if you can't swim; just trust this old tiger to take care of you because tomorrow, we're going to learn about the power of bad weather and how we can use it to our advantage when we're flying.

The sailing's just part of the fun.

amotherwilldo

Character: Mom [Roxanne] Lalonde, Astronomey teacher
Mun: Lynizzle to the dizzle
Plot details: N\A

( Cut for pink and courier )

hihohalley_away

Character: Grandpa "Jacob" Harley
Mun: Ryuuto
Plot specific: N

1.

[It's pretty easy finding this old man. He's usually wandering the grounds, but today it looks like he's searching for something specific. What the hell this guy's looking for is hard to tell even at the best of times.]

2.

Good afternoon students! I trust you're all doing well today?

First off, to my students in Care of Magical Creatures: we're doing something different today. I'm sure you'll all enjoy a more hands-on experience with what I've got lined up for you all!

[That...may or may not be a good sign.]

To my fellow teachers: I, ah, misplaced a box of...well. Just don't try to open it, please, especially if you have shiny objects around you! Or even on you. They're utterly harmless, but they simply can't help being attracted to shiny things and might try to steal them.