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IC Prospective

Character: Francis Bonnefoy
Mun: Kitten
Plot specific: Non~

Allo, my children! Your good professor hopes to find you well today! Unfortunately, I must assign you some homework, we do not want your bright minds to wander too far from learning, and we must be sure to keep in mind that studying our fellow man, however different he may be, is as essential as our own magical history! Do not worry, it is not difficult!

For the first through fourth years, I would like for you to take one of these subjects and write about the pros and cons of its use over our own magical means. I expect at least 12 to 15 inches, and I shall be grading more heavily based on your year, so if you write 12 inches, fourth years, it should be très excellent, oui? ♡

★ Automobile
★ Space Heater
★ Cellular Phone

Fifth through seventh years are to do a 15 inch or more essay on airplanes! Please focus on how they remain aloft, and also on regulations that prevent accidents in flight, landing, and takeoff, as well as how the muggle policies relate to our own laws for travel. If you index your book, you will find an explanation which will prove useful in detailing the workings of modern airplanes. Do not write word for word now, or copy the chapter entirely. I would have to remove points and you do know how your beloved professor so dislikes to punish his poor little ones!

These are all due by the end of the week, and if you have any questions I would be most happy to answer them!

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Do we get extra points for talking about the ferret work force?

[...You can't see him raising his eyebrow. But he is.]

I am not giving any extra credit, mon petit.

Not that small.

Why not? I mean come on, how many people are even going to know it in passing let alone mention it in a wizarding schools assignment? It's things like this that need praise.

Well. Buy me on it, Monsieur Stark. [You're still small to him, but he'll refrain from teasing too much right now.]

Why should you write on this? After all, I may be a professor of Muggle Studies, but I do not know all!

Well, they're the wiring crew. Builders harness them up and send them through the conduits with the wires. Running the cables through the length of the plane, without catching or getting them tangled.

Kind of clever really.

With...ferrets? Really? That is very interesting. Perhaps I shall allow this after all, out of sheer curiosity!

Well this works in my favor then. I look forward to your grading.

Awww, that's a lot of work ~~Cousin Fra~~ Professor Francis! And the topics are hard too. Can't we write about pasta and Muggle food instead?

Desole, but work is work! If you would like some tutoring, you could come after your classes and we may discuss that, at least. ♡

[Filtered]

Feli, come now. Do not make big brother the bad guy. Je t'adore, but you must do work just the same as your classmates!

OK. I don't really want to do it but I will try to finish my homework this time.

[Filtered and in passable French]

But I really don't know anything about Mug~~blood~~gle things! Mother and Father told me I couldn't go anywhere near anything that was made by Muggles too.

Bon! I would not want you to fall behind.

[Filtered and in much better French~ <3]

Careful, my dear little Feli. I wouldn't want you slipping and saying such things in public. Honestly, there is nothing wrong with things made by Muggles at all, and your parents are being silly~ Please, tell them for me!

[He's a pureblood, but he has a far different opinion than the rest of his family, it seems. Ah, well. Francis had always been a bit on the philanthropic side.]

I do not mind helping you with your essay, little one. Within reason.

But Mother and Father say that Muggle stuff are crazy and can cause big accidents! And they're not as good as wizard stuff. Don't tell my parents but I saw a Ferrari when I was in Rome and it looked really cool, but I asked my classmates and they say it's not as fast as a broom. And cars cause accidents too! I see it in Muggle newspapers all the time. I don't want to die in an accident Cousin France!!

Yes, this is a possibility. The accidents, I mean. But accidents can occur whether you are a wizard or a muggle, you know!

This being said, I would not suggest that you consider driving any automobiles without the know-how! Muggles must go through a rigorous learning course to learn how to drive something like that! And while it is not as fast as a broom, it is many times heavier.

But that does not mean you cannot admire the ingenuity of muggles!

Hold on, Professor Bonnefoy.

Do you mean to say that muggles can fly without using magic? I don't know how to feel about this.

Oui! Indeed, it is a fascinating process by which they create a large device called an airplane! It is like a bus or a car, but many times larger and with wings like a bird. It is not magic, but muggle technology that keeps the airplane up.

But you see, it is your job to read and tell me what keeps it aloft, mon petit. ♡

If I see you going easy on Feliciano I'll hex you, you know.

....But don't be too mean, you know how he is, and if you hurt his feelings I'll still hex you.

[There is no winning]

[Chiara bby please. Don't be so difficult! D:

...Is what he wants to say, in not so many words. But NOT WHAT HE SAYS.]

Perish the thought, I would never hurt his feelings intentionally! Nor will he be escaping his homework, I have been lenient enough with the dear boy.

But come now, all this talk of hexing and violence, it is quite unbecoming of such a beautiful mademoiselle! ♡ Place your trust in me, I will not disappoint you!

[Difficult is her middle name.

Well no, it's Maria Theresa, but whatever. Same thing, really.]

You can be just as dumb as him though, I wouldn't put it past you to put your foot in your mouth and upset him. So to speak.

Don't you fucking heart at me, pervert. And I'd rather walk into an Acromantula nest then do that.

[Oh noooo, can you feel his hurt? This time he draws in a broken heart!]

You wound me, insulting my intelligence and shunning me so! Do you truly think so lowly of me? Ah, but I must change this opinion as soon as possible. Why don't you come to my office and we can discuss the matter of Feliciano's education a little more intimately?

[Spoiler: There will be wine. And not much about Feliciano if he has any say in it.]

[And this time she scribbles all over his stupid heart]

What intelligence? And I'm confident my opinion of you is quite clear.

No.

[She knows you Francis. She knows you all too well]

I'm quite fine discussing it here. If we must.

[Oh no. :c All those scribbles over his art!]

You are not so sweet as you appear, ma chérie. There is nothing to discuss unless you feel the need, but you seem unwilling.

[Hers is an evil laugh]

The world chews up sweet people and spits them out. Besides, I've never been sweet, you should be more then aware of that.

I just want to make sure you treat Feliciano like you would any other student and don't favour him.

Anyone has the capacity to act sweetly and I am certain you are no exception.

[Ohhh, he almost draws a heart again. But he knows what happened the last time.]

Regardless of such, worry not! I favour him only outside the classroom as my beloved cousin!

Well we all know you've been wrong before.

[Yeah you'd better not 8|]

I can worry about it if I want to. I'm the eldest it's practically my duty to worry about the idiots that make up my family.

[Ohoho~]

So does that mean that you may worry about me? According to you I am an idiot and we are vaguely related, ma chérie!

[Which makes it perhaps a tad skeevy that he's guilty of flirting with her? Eh. Purebloods are all related in some way, it could be worse.]

I worry about the influence you're allowed to have on people. Nothing else, idiota.

[Strangely enough it's not being related that annoys her. She just gets annoyed at anyone think she's so easily wooed!]

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