Karkat Vantas (
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dressrobes2012-10-14 12:14 am
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IC Prospective: Karkat Vantas 4th year
Character: Karkat Vantas.
Mun: Otter.
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OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?
DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.
GROW UP.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No
OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?
DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.
GROW UP.
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As for the sign, I'd suggest you take it down but given the circumstances that seems almost cruel.
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I THINK UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES MY COLOURFUL LANGAUGE SHOULD BE PERMITED BECAUSE THAT IS TOTAL
BULLSHITCRAP.OH HAR HAR, I AM HAVING TO HOLD ONTO MY CHAIR TO KEEP FROM FALLING OFF THIS CHAIR FROM THAT. NO REALLY, THAT WAS COMEDY GOLD IN EVERY WAY. EXCEPT THAT IT WASN'T EVEN SORT OF FUNNY.
I ALREADY RIPPED THE STUPID SIGN DOWN. BECAUSE I *CAN* REACH UP 5 INCHES.
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Do you really think arguing and disrespecting me is going to endear you to me? I wonder how many more points I'll have to deduct until you realise how moronic you're being.
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NO, THAT'S OKAY, REALLY I CAN DO WITH OUT MORE PEOPLE GETTING ON MY CASE ABOUT LOSING POINTS. I'LL JUST STAND HERE ON THE SIDELINES KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT.
EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T ARGUING. I WAS JUST MAKING A SIMPLE COMMENT ON A TEACHERS SLIGHT AGAINST AN INSULTED TEENAGER. NO REALLY, IT'S OKAY I GUESS. BULLYING IS NATURALLY A PART OF GOING TO SCHOOL.
BUT HEY, I'M BEING ALL GOOD RESPECTFUL AND QUIET NOW, JUST WATCH. BECAUSE HERE I GO.
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Have you considered that there are plenty of students that are shorter than you?
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Well, i t)(oug)( it was funny at any rate.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH JOY TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE LAUGHING AT MY EXPENSE, FEFERI. I AM JUST SO DEEPLY TOUCHED YOU HAVE NO IDEA. AND YES, BELIEVE ME, I AM BEING COMPLETELY SARCASTIC ABOUT THAT.
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also i know w)(at sarcasm is, i've spent enoug)( time wit)( you know w)(at exactly that is, w)(ich )(asn't be alot anyway!
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this is more like someone tickled you with a cattail in your sleep!
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strikes readable she wasnt even trying lmao
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its just a joke, nothing to get up in arms about.
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BESIDES, THEY HAVE ALL THIS MAGIC AT THEIR DISPOSAL AND ALL THEY DID WAS TAPE A SIGN TO THE DOOR. IF THEY HAD AT LEAST GONE TO SOME GOD DAMN EFFORT, I COULD AT LEAST APPRECIATE THE FUCKING EFFORT PUT IN.
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but perhaps thats just part of the joke? the fact they put so little effort into this, that they knewv itd provwoke such a putrid response from you.
theyre probably laughing themselvwes half to death vwith all the hilarious nonsense youre going on about, friend.
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ABOVE MY FACEIN MY FACE.I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE NOT CALM ABOUT THIS.
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But Do You Not Think That This Reaction Is What They Want?
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YES I kept this icon
you really think i would go to the trouble of disguising my handwriting just for you
cant say i dont wanna give whoever did it a standing ovation though
Re: YES I kept this icon