candycrabapple: (Pissed)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] candycrabapple) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes2012-10-14 12:14 am
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IC Prospective: Karkat Vantas 4th year

Character: Karkat Vantas.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No



OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?

DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.

GROW UP.


wwistful: (Did you just say that?)

[personal profile] wwistful 2012-10-13 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Colourful language, Vantas. 10 points from Gryffindor for your creative streak.

As for the sign, I'd suggest you take it down but given the circumstances that seems almost cruel.
wwistful: (Why did I say that)

[personal profile] wwistful 2012-10-13 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You're as bright as you are tall, Vantas.

Do you really think arguing and disrespecting me is going to endear you to me? I wonder how many more points I'll have to deduct until you realise how moronic you're being.

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givesyouaboner: (001)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-10-13 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
A wise man once told me, 'don't feed the trolls.' I feel like this advice applies here. There's no rule that says you have to acknowledge someone's stupid joke.
givesyouaboner: (I'll do anything)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-10-13 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you need to invest in some anger management classes. I'm sure one of the professors wouldn't mind it.
Have you considered that there are plenty of students that are shorter than you?

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bubblingover: ([Awkward] Once upon a time)

[personal profile] bubblingover 2012-10-13 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't t)(ink you )(ave muc)( of a sense of )(umor, Karkat!

Well, i t)(oug)( it was funny at any rate.
bubblingover: ([Happy] The world repeats)

[personal profile] bubblingover 2012-10-13 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe if you at least tried to laug)( you mig)(t actually see t)(e point of t)(e joke!

also i know w)(at sarcasm is, i've spent enoug)( time wit)( you know w)(at exactly that is, w)(ich )(asn't be alot anyway!

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notthebee2: (022)

[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-10-13 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao.
notthebee2: (025)

[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-10-13 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
no but iid love two fiind out who diid iit 2o ii could hiigh fiive them.
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mabelangelo: (What a good glass)

[personal profile] mabelangelo 2012-10-13 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
you have to admit thats pretty funny
mabelangelo: (I LOVE THIS DRINK)

[personal profile] mabelangelo 2012-10-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
no way a staple gun to the face would actually hurt!

this is more like someone tickled you with a cattail in your sleep!
greaselightning: (all you say is such putrid nonsense.)

[personal profile] greaselightning 2012-10-13 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
vwhoa, hey there chief, maybe you should calm dovwn a little?
its just a joke, nothing to get up in arms about.
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greaselightning: (im hot and ur not.)

[personal profile] greaselightning 2012-10-13 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
a joke doesnt havwe to be funny to all parties invwolvwed, you knowv.
but perhaps thats just part of the joke? the fact they put so little effort into this, that they knewv itd provwoke such a putrid response from you.
theyre probably laughing themselvwes half to death vwith all the hilarious nonsense youre going on about, friend.
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wavesofjade: (49 Human - ♍ Hold It Tight)

[personal profile] wavesofjade 2012-10-13 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Calm Down, Sweetheart.
wavesofjade: (47 Human - ♍ Itll Be Alright)

[personal profile] wavesofjade 2012-10-13 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Of Course You Do Dear.
But Do You Not Think That This Reaction Is What They Want?

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clockspinner: (slicked back smile)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-10-15 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha
clockspinner: (taunting Karkat)

YES I kept this icon

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-10-15 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
now cmon vantas tell me true
you really think i would go to the trouble of disguising my handwriting just for you

cant say i dont wanna give whoever did it a standing ovation though