IC Prospective: Karkat Vantas 4th year

[candycrabapple]

Character: Karkat Vantas.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No



OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?

DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.

GROW UP.

Comments

[candycrabapple]

INVOLVED? WAIT, WHAT? NO. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I'M THE SAME AGE AS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, YOU ATTEMPTED CRADLE ROBBER.

NOTHING I'M SAYING IS PUTRID, I'M JUST GIVING LETTING EVERYONE KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE SITUATION.

[greaselightning]

hey, calm dovwn. so much tension cant be any good for you. and so vwhat? evwen if you ARE his age, you arent HIM, so i dont see the problem here.

hey chief, vwhatevwer you vwant to call it. either vway, i think youre givwing them exactly vwhat theyre after.

[candycrabapple]

THERE'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU'RE AN AMPORA AND I HAVE NO LOVE FOR THE IDEA OF HAVING EITHER OF YOU NEAR ME LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO BE HAPPENING ANY TIME SOON, BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH DOUCHE NOZZLES.

OH YES, EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE AFTER. BECAUSE I'M CLEARLY HERE IN MY BED WEEPING MY EYES OUT FOR THEY'RE EXCELLENTLY PERFECTED INSULT SIGN! OH SHIT, HOW AM I TO LIVE NOW WITH ALL THIS SHAME POURING DOWN MY FACE.

NO.
WAIT. THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING AT ALL, TRY AGAIN SPLOOGE-CANOE.