IC Prospective: Karkat Vantas 4th year

[candycrabapple]

Character: Karkat Vantas.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No



OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?

DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.

GROW UP.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

It sounds like you need to invest in some anger management classes. I'm sure one of the professors wouldn't mind it.
Have you considered that there are plenty of students that are shorter than you?

[candycrabapple]

TO HELL WITH ANGER MANAGEMENT! MY TEMPER IS COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL HERE. BELIEVE ME, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE OF ABSOLUTE HEART-ACHING CALM RIGHT NOW.

THE SIGN WAS ONLY DIRECTED TO 4TH YEARS, BEING THE SHORTEST IT MAKES OT MORE THAN A LITTLE OBVIOUS AS TO WHO IT WAS MEANT FOR. JUST BECAUSE SOME SECOND AND FIRST YEARS ARE SHORTER THAN ME MEANS SHIT ALL.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh yeah. You're just brimming with cool. I totally see that. You're ice cold. Burr, there must be some apathy in the atmosphere.

Wow you know what, for this, I'm going to make a growing potion and I'll tower over you too. Seriously bro, calm your buttpains.

[candycrabapple]

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH YOUR COOL-DOUCHE BROTHER, BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND SO MUCH LIKE HIM THAT I WANT TO TAKE A BRILLO PAD TO MY EYES, JUST SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE MATCHING SARCASM IN DIFFERENT COLOURS.

OH YEAH SURE, JOIN THE MILLIONS ALREADY IN THE 'TALLER THAN KARKAT' CLUB, YOU EACH GET A FUCKING BUTTON THAT POINTS OUT HOW JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU ARE.

[givesyouaboner]

Do you woo ladies with that mouth, because I've never been so flattered in my life.

I have no problem joining the majority. I heard the candy they have is spectacular and they have have grey-icing cupcakes they partake in while rejoicing in the fact that they have heads over the short shouty kid.