Karkat Vantas (
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dressrobes2012-10-14 12:14 am
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IC Prospective: Karkat Vantas 4th year
Character: Karkat Vantas.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No
OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?
DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.
GROW UP.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No
OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?
DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.
GROW UP.
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I Could State Many Reasons Why You Would Not Be Calm But I Think You Have Already Displayed Most Of Them.
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I HAVEN'T DISPLAYED ANYTHING, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO DISPLAY.
[Now he's starting to be pouty.]