IC Prospective: Karkat Vantas 4th year

[candycrabapple]

Character: Karkat Vantas.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No



OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?

DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.

GROW UP.

Comments

[bubblingover]

It's funny, karkat if you can actually laug)( at yourself!

)(mm well its more like, since you use it so offer and so regular, its )(ard not to get w)(at sarcasm is!!

Seriously you are one of t)(e most negative in t)(is w)(ole sc)(ool!!

[candycrabapple]

FEFERI, THIS MIGHT COME AS AN OVERWHELMING SHOCK. BUT I DON'T WANT TO LAUGH AT MYSELF.

WELL THEN I SHOULD AT LEAST GET A CONGRATULATORY MUFFIN FOR BEING JUST SO AMAZINGLY CONSISTENT THEN. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

OH PLEASE, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS THAT GO IN THE RUNNING FOR MOST NEGATIVE PERSON AWARD AT THIS SCHOOL. AND I'M POSITIVE ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I JUST HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BRAG ABOUT POSITIVE THINGS.

[bubblingover]

like i said, no sense of )(umour

you need to work )(arder t)(en t)(at for a muffin!

ok, t)(en karkat names t)(ese people t)(en! I doubt you will find anyone less negative t)(en you!

[candycrabapple]

OH, REALLY? SO THEN DO YOU SPEND YOUR DAYS JUST CHUCKLING AT YOURSELF? BECAUSE IF SO THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR, IT MEANS YOU'RE ACTUALLY MENTAL AND YOUR NEXT STEP SHOULD BE SUBMITTING YOURSELF TO AN INSTITUTION.

THIS MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK, BUT I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.
AND IF I HAVE TO WORK HARDER FOR THE MUFFIN THEN IT CAN JUST GET FUCKED.

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO JUST REEL OFF NAMES OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE MORE NEGATIVE THAN ME.