IC Prospective

[centaurstestes]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Not particularly


D --> Now that the Easter holidays are over and done with, I believe that now would be a good time to cease with the sheneighnigans
D --> I am tired of finding eggs in my things
D --> It's not funny
D --> Whoever is causing eggs to spontaneous spawn about my person had best stop it now
D --> I demand it
D --> If it does not stop, I will take measures to make it stop, and you will not like it

Comments

[mo_cara]

oH, hEy, BrO, yOu GoNnA mOtHeRfUcKiN eAt ThOsE?

[wwistful]

It is a ridiculous excuse for a holiday, isn't it?

[animalmagnetism]

{>Now why didn't I think of that?<}
{>Are they decorated eggs?<}
{>Wait!<}
{>If you don't like eggs then!<}

[Yes, those are fairy wings sketched around the words. Also, not long after there appears chocolate. Flying chocolate. Delicious, when it's caught!]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH, i LEFT YOU ONE,
i'M SORRY,,,
i HOPE IT DIDN'T MAKE YOU MAD,
i DIDN'T, uH, kNOW ANYONE ELSE HAD TOO,
yOU CAN GIVE IT BACK, iF YOU DON'T WANT IT,

[arachnoble]

Maybe you should just relaaaax.

It's not like the eggs are harming you. Yet.

[selfhatred]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE GIVE A NOOKSNIFFING ASSHOLE LIKE YOU EASTER EGGS?

[deathmaid]

[ ... ]
this may be strange to inquire
but what are you doing with all those eggs??