IC Prospective

[centaurstestes]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Not particularly


D --> Now that the Easter holidays are over and done with, I believe that now would be a good time to cease with the sheneighnigans
D --> I am tired of finding eggs in my things
D --> It's not funny
D --> Whoever is causing eggs to spontaneous spawn about my person had best stop it now
D --> I demand it
D --> If it does not stop, I will take measures to make it stop, and you will not like it

Comments

[centaurstestes]

D --> I am rela%ed, Ma'am
D --> I am perfectly, 100% calm
D --> That is why I am a%ing politely for it to stop
D --> And not threatening to throw people into walls

D --> Also, it would take more than an egg to harm me

[arachnoble]

Uh huh.

And you know, there are spells that will turn eggs into rather damaging explosives. Things aren't always as harmless as they seem.

[centaurstestes]

D -->
D --> If you are the one sending them, I am fairly certain I can report this to the headmaster and have you removed from your position

[arachnoble]

Do you honestly think I have nothing better to do with my time?

I'm almost insulted.

[centaurstestes]

D --> Forgive me if I do not take perceived threats towards my person lightly
D --> And you do have a habit of tormenting students, Madam Matteris
D --> You ought to mind your words better, if you do not wish to give off the wrong impression

[arachnoble]

There's no fun in blowing someone's limbs off.

[She would know from experience.]

I was simply informing you that someone could have spelled these eggs you keep finding. Considering your attitude, I imagine there would be quite a few students who wouldn't mind harming you in some way.

[centaurstestes]

D --> It's hardly my fault if the purity of my b100d frightens them
D --> And they certainly will have to be quicker with their spells if they wish to do me in
D --> I am far too STRONG to be taken down so lightly

[arachnoble]

If that helps you sleep at night, sure. They don't like you because you're a pureblood.

Don't boast like that until you have the experience to back it up, boy.

[centaurstestes]

D --> Well, my b100d, and everything else about me
D --> Everyone knows I am far superior to most of this lot
D --> What don't they have to be threatened by

D --> I have plenty of e%perience
D --> Do not underestimate me simply because I am young

[arachnoble]

You're not as great as you think you are. You'll learn that soon enough.

You don't have near as much experience as dozens of others in this school.

[centaurstestes]

D--> The same could be said for you, madam

D --> Oh, dozens
D --> That's quite a lot ahead of me, isn't it
D --> I shall simply have to put more efforts into my studies
D --> I cannot be caught lolly-gagging behind

[arachnoble]

People can say what they want about me.

We'll see where your efforts take you. Won't we, Zahhak?

[centaurstestes]

D --> To the top, madam
D --> Where someone of my status belongs

[arachnoble]

Good luck with that.

Really.

[Hey, look at what's now magic'd it's way to you? An egg! Upon touching it the shell with unravel, and it will curl itself into the shape of a spider. Inside of the shell is what appears to be chocolate, but it disintegrates as soon as the spider is complete.]


[Shortly after the egg's delivery, another message appears.]

We'll go over that spell in class tomorrow. If you can figure out the spell before class, I might reward you for being the great wizard you claim to be.

[centaurstestes]

D --> Challenge a%cepted

[And not only will he work this spell out, he will figure out how to make the shell into the shape of a horse, even if he has to stay up all night to do it. Sleep? Who needs sleep.]