dressrobes | IC Prospective

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IC Prospective

Character: Equius Zahhak
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Not particularly

D --> Now that the Easter holidays are over and done with, I believe that now would be a good time to cease with the sheneighnigans
D --> I am tired of finding eggs in my things
D --> It's not funny
D --> Whoever is causing eggs to spontaneous spawn about my person had best stop it now
D --> I demand it
D --> If it does not stop, I will take measures to make it stop, and you will not like it

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D --> Yes, well
D --> Being polite is important to me
D --> It's a sign of good breeding, and if I was not polite, even in the face of those I detest, then I would be no better than the common rabble, wouldn't I
D --> Not that I detest you
D --> You are hardly a blip on my radar
D --> My feelings from you are hardly worth mentioning at all, they are so unremarkable
D --> The egg is just an egg, as you said, and it means nothing to me
D --> Nothing at all

D --> I do not care what you think of me
D --> You could think I am a pretty, pretty princess for all it means to me
D --> I'm just saying that
D --> I'm not sure what I'm saying anymore

D --> No, ignore that
D --> I am a noble and pureb100d, I know e%actly what I'm saying at all the times
D --> I am never unsure
D --> You will forget immediately that I ever even implied that I was even momentarily unsure
D --> That is an order

wELL, uHHH, i'M GLAD THAT YOU DON'T DETEST ME,
tHAT'S A GOOD THING TO HEAR,
bUT, iF IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU,
wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO, dO WITH IT,

uHH, cOME TO THINK OF IT,
yOU DO KIND OF, hAVE NICE HAIR, wHICH WOULD BE FITTING FOR A PRINCESS,
aND i'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE, sAYING EITHER,
eXCEPT MAYBE THAT YOU WANT TO BE A PRINCESS,
i DON'T KNOW,

bUT i, wILL TRY AND DO WHAT YOU SAID,
aND FORGET ABOUT IT,
eVEN THOUGH IT'S KIND OF, uH, iMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT A MEMORY CHARM,
sO i WOULD REALLY ONLY BE PRETENDING, i THINK,
bUT i'LL PRETEND REALLY HARD, iF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER,

dOES THIS, mEAN i SHOULD THINK OF YOU LIKE A PRINCESS, tHOUGH,
bECAUSE i'M CONFUSED,

D --> Well, it is an egg
D --> So, I am going to with it e%actly what you would e%pect me to do with it

D --> What
D --> Well
D --> If you want to
D --> I don't want to be a princess
D --> But if you want to think of me that way, I won't stop you

oH, sO YOU'RE GOING TO, eAT IT THEN,
i WASN'T SURE, sINCE YOU SAID IT WAS MEANINGLESS,
bUT i'M GLAD YOU'RE GOING TO, aND THAT IT WON'T GO TO WASTE,

uHHH, wELL,
i THINK IT WOULD BE FUN,,, iF YOU WERE A PRINCESS,
bECAUSE THEN YOU COULD HAVE FAIRY FRIENDS,
oH, aND YOU WOULD NEED A UNICORN,
i WONDER, iF WE COULD GET PERMISSION TO, gO LOOK FOR ONE,
sEE, tHAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT YOU BEING A PRINCESS,
bECAUSE YOU'RE STRONG, aND COULD PROTECT US, wHILE LOOKING FOR UNICORNS,
aND, uH, yOU WOULDN'T NEED A PRINCE, tO SAVE YOU,

D -->
D -->
D -->
D --> Sure, why not
D --> Normally, I would not approve of such childish games of make believe, but I will make an e%ception for unicorns
D --> If this is a%ually a thing we are going to do
D --> Also, as a princess, I would not need permission to go 100k for one
D --> As a r001er, I would be the one to make the r001s, and therefore could ignore them as I see fit
D --> So
D --> When would you like to go

yAAAY, bECAUSE,
i'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A UNICORN UP CLOSE,
aND NOW i'LL GET TO, bUT, i THINK MAYBE WE DO NEED PERMISSION,
uM, sINCE YOU'RE NOT AN ACTUAL PRINCESS,
oR AT LEAST, nOT TO ANYONE ELSE,
jUST ME,

[The next bit is private]

uNLESS WE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE,,,
bUT, tHAT WOULD BE WRONG,
,,, bUT, i'VE SNUCK INTO THE FOREST BEFORE,
sO i GUESS i'M NOT TOTALLY AGAINST IT,
eSPECIALLY FOR UNICORNS,
aND i'M SURE YOU CAN PROTECT US,

aRE YOU GOING TO WEAR A COSTUME,
uHH, i THINK YOU SHOULD,
sO THAT YOU CAN LOOK THE PART,
oHHH, aND i COULD BE YOUR, fAIRY PARTNER,
i HAVE A PETER PAN COSTUME, tHAT i COULD MODIFY,
aND ADD WINGS,
tHEN THE UNICORNS WOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF US,
bECAUSE WE WOULD LOOK SO FRIENDLY, aND MAGICAL,

[This is not how he planned for this entry to go. Not even the slightest bit. In fact, he's kind of staring at his journal, dumbfounded by this entire conversation. What is going on? What has he agreed to? Why is he going along with this? This is just stupid.]

[And yet... unicorns. Sigh, beautiful, magnificent unicorns. And maybe centaurs. And it's not like he's afraid of the forest, goodness, no.]

[It's just... everything else. Spending time with a commoner. Playing make-believe. Wearing a costume. So unsure about this.]

D --> Well, isn't Professor Ban% always taking students into the forest
D --> If we had to, we could just a% him
D --> I doubt he'd say no
D --> But really, I don't see why we would need to a% at all
D --> It's not that dangerous, as long as you are mindful of what's around you and quick with your spellwork

D --> Also, Nitram, we always 100k magical
D --> We're wizards
D --> It is sort of impossible for us to not be magical
D --> And also, I have no idea where I would get a dress
D --> That is a sentence I never thought I would think, let alone write
D --> You are aware of just how absurd this idea sounds, correct

tHAT COULD WORK, i GUESS,
bUT, i'M SCARED TO ASK,
mAYBE YOU SHOULD,

oH WELL, uH,
i GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT ON THAT,
bUT, sOMEHOW IT'S DIFFERENT, aND MORE MAGICAL,
iT MAKES SENSE TO ME,
i WISH i COULD, mAKE IT MAKE SENSE TO YOU,

uHH, i DON'T THINK IT'S, aBSURD AT ALL,
iN FACT, i REALLY THINK IT'S THE BEST IDEA, eVER,
wE GET TO MEET UNICORNS, hOW IS THAT ABSURD,
aND DON'T WORRY ABOUT, gETTING A DRESS,
bECAUSE, i'LL GET IT FOR YOU,
aLSO A HAT, bECAUSE YOU NEED A HAT,
mAYBE i CAN ASK KANAYA TO MAKE IT,
sHE'S REALLY GOOD AT THAT, kIND OF THING,

D --> Oh my gosh
D --> This whole thing was your idea in the first place, and now you're saying that you are afraid of a professor
D --> What is the worst he could possibly do
D --> Say no and scold us
D --> Which we would ignore and proceed as planned anyway
D --> E%pecially if I am wearing a dress for this little e%cursion
D --> If a dress is to be worn by me, then I am not going to let a refusal from a professor stop me from going through with this

wELL, uH,
iT'S A BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT,
wHICH, iS WHY i'M SCARED TO ASK HIM,
bUT i GUESS YOU, uH, hAVE A POINT,
oN BOTH ACCOUNTS,

sO,,, i GUESS THAT WE ARE, aCTUALLY DOING THIS,
lIKE, tHIS IS A THING THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO,
i KIND OF CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
bUT i AM, rEALLY EXCITED,

D --> To be honest, I can't believe I'm doing this, either
D --> This has to be the most 100dicrous scenario ever dreamt up in the history of everything
D --> If anyone ever finds out about this
D --> Well, if anyone ever found out, quite frankly I think I would have to go into hiding for the rest of forever
D --> I would never live down the shame
D --> Father would probably disown me

D --> Oh gosh
D --> Father would probably disown me

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i can't handle this omfg. We're making this happen after you app.

I can't handle it either, we absolutely have to

go finish your app right now

YES MASTER, AT ONCE

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