IC Prospective

[centaurstestes]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Not particularly


D --> Now that the Easter holidays are over and done with, I believe that now would be a good time to cease with the sheneighnigans
D --> I am tired of finding eggs in my things
D --> It's not funny
D --> Whoever is causing eggs to spontaneous spawn about my person had best stop it now
D --> I demand it
D --> If it does not stop, I will take measures to make it stop, and you will not like it

Comments

I can't handle it either, we absolutely have to

[centaurstestes]

[This is not how he planned for this entry to go. Not even the slightest bit. In fact, he's kind of staring at his journal, dumbfounded by this entire conversation. What is going on? What has he agreed to? Why is he going along with this? This is just stupid.]

[And yet... unicorns. Sigh, beautiful, magnificent unicorns. And maybe centaurs. And it's not like he's afraid of the forest, goodness, no.]

[It's just... everything else. Spending time with a commoner. Playing make-believe. Wearing a costume. So unsure about this.]

D --> Well, isn't Professor Ban% always taking students into the forest
D --> If we had to, we could just a% him
D --> I doubt he'd say no
D --> But really, I don't see why we would need to a% at all
D --> It's not that dangerous, as long as you are mindful of what's around you and quick with your spellwork

D --> Also, Nitram, we always 100k magical
D --> We're wizards
D --> It is sort of impossible for us to not be magical
D --> And also, I have no idea where I would get a dress
D --> That is a sentence I never thought I would think, let alone write
D --> You are aware of just how absurd this idea sounds, correct

go finish your app right now

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHAT COULD WORK, i GUESS,
bUT, i'M SCARED TO ASK,
mAYBE YOU SHOULD,

oH WELL, uH,
i GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT ON THAT,
bUT, sOMEHOW IT'S DIFFERENT, aND MORE MAGICAL,
iT MAKES SENSE TO ME,
i WISH i COULD, mAKE IT MAKE SENSE TO YOU,

uHH, i DON'T THINK IT'S, aBSURD AT ALL,
iN FACT, i REALLY THINK IT'S THE BEST IDEA, eVER,
wE GET TO MEET UNICORNS, hOW IS THAT ABSURD,
aND DON'T WORRY ABOUT, gETTING A DRESS,
bECAUSE, i'LL GET IT FOR YOU,
aLSO A HAT, bECAUSE YOU NEED A HAT,
mAYBE i CAN ASK KANAYA TO MAKE IT,
sHE'S REALLY GOOD AT THAT, kIND OF THING,

YES MASTER, AT ONCE

[centaurstestes]

D --> Oh my gosh
D --> This whole thing was your idea in the first place, and now you're saying that you are afraid of a professor
D --> What is the worst he could possibly do
D --> Say no and scold us
D --> Which we would ignore and proceed as planned anyway
D --> E%pecially if I am wearing a dress for this little e%cursion
D --> If a dress is to be worn by me, then I am not going to let a refusal from a professor stop me from going through with this

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wELL, uH,
iT'S A BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT,
wHICH, iS WHY i'M SCARED TO ASK HIM,
bUT i GUESS YOU, uH, hAVE A POINT,
oN BOTH ACCOUNTS,

sO,,, i GUESS THAT WE ARE, aCTUALLY DOING THIS,
lIKE, tHIS IS A THING THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO,
i KIND OF CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
bUT i AM, rEALLY EXCITED,

[centaurstestes]

D --> To be honest, I can't believe I'm doing this, either
D --> This has to be the most 100dicrous scenario ever dreamt up in the history of everything
D --> If anyone ever finds out about this
D --> Well, if anyone ever found out, quite frankly I think I would have to go into hiding for the rest of forever
D --> I would never live down the shame
D --> Father would probably disown me

D --> Oh gosh
D --> Father would probably disown me