IC Prospective

[centaurstestes]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Not particularly


D --> Now that the Easter holidays are over and done with, I believe that now would be a good time to cease with the sheneighnigans
D --> I am tired of finding eggs in my things
D --> It's not funny
D --> Whoever is causing eggs to spontaneous spawn about my person had best stop it now
D --> I demand it
D --> If it does not stop, I will take measures to make it stop, and you will not like it

Comments

[selfhatred]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE GIVE A NOOKSNIFFING ASSHOLE LIKE YOU EASTER EGGS?

[centaurstestes]

D --> Because I am handsome, STRONG, smart, and talented individ001
D --> And they admire me
D --> Obviously

[selfhatred]

AND NOW I'M REMINDED OF SEVERAL OF THE FUCKING REASONS WHY I NEVER TALK TO YOU.
ONLY IN YOUR TRIPPED OUT FUCKING MIND.
WHO IN THEIR MISERABLE LACK FUCKING BRAINCELLS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER YOUR SORRY ASS HANDSOME?

[centaurstestes]

D --> All the people, everywhere
D --> They just don't understand their perfectly well-placed admiration, and confuse it for some other emotion
D --> Such as fear or loathing
D --> Do not be alarmed, it's normal to feel such intense emotions towards your b100d superiors
D --> No one will fault you for it