[voice] i wanna die

[brothor]

 Everyone was so very upset about the magic 8 ball and my psychic powers, and I think I already apologised for it. If you missed it, I'm not sorry at all and I think I really am talented. 

I have been dabbling into muggle magic ever since Steve taught me some of it. Did you know they can speak to the dead? With Wiggy boards? No- Wedgie boards. It's called a Luigi board. I think. Can wizards talk to the dead??? Are muggles beating us??? 

Can a muggleborn please get me a Luigi board? I have some questions for my great grandfather!

Comments

[teengrim]

I don't think it is called that.

[brothor]

Well, I think it is definitely called that.

[teengrim]

Are you very often wrong?

[nunganunga_k_o]

[lol, purebloods]

It's called Ouija, but honestly I would be vair vair cautious, I heard that the spirits can come after you?? And then you will be sucked into the underworld, and no one wants that.

[brothor]

If they come after me, I'll fight them.

Can it really suck you into the underworld? I didn't think muggles had anything that powerful.

[nunganunga_k_o]

You seem vair vair tough and you have arms and legs and a front and a back and everything but if you had seen the muggle movie Paranormal Activity you might be singing a different tune. And it would not be Abba.

Well not sucked in, but demons possess you, knock over your lamps, set your belongings on fire, etc, etc. They're really quite callous and have no regard for others, but those are demons for you.