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dressrobes2012-08-18 06:34 pm
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IC Prospective: Oggie (6th Year)
Character: Ognian "Oggie" (Jaeger)
Mun: Mordrid (
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hey whats a gute gift for a gurl that i ken find two of?? the last time i got philamina und gerta gifts they wrent exactly the same und there was a big fight and phila hits dem hard
sumbody help me out
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hey whats a gute gift for a gurl that i ken find two of?? the last time i got philamina und gerta gifts they wrent exactly the same und there was a big fight and phila hits dem hard
sumbody help me out
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roses and candy always work but only if you DONT EAT THE CANDY before you give it to them
also teddy bears
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what girlboy prolblems is you having?? do you have a girlfriend
am i gonna be an uncle
candy might work
or teddy bears
its impossible to find two
bokaysbunches of flowers that are exactly the same i tried datno subject
so no the uncle thing to
if you give them candy and they ask if your trying to make them fat dont answer that it is a trick question and no matter what you say their going to flip
what if you get one flower arrangement and then double it with magic? were wizards we can do that right?
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ja you got to be careful how you approach stuff like dot
have to explain things very careful
before dey find out about eachother
i kno dat idiot
!!!!
that is GENIUS
dat way i only hav to kill 1 bear
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thats what they got last time
turns out no 2 bunches of flowers is the exact same
phila broke my nose
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[Says the flower snob.]
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my cousin said she curse me if i go in her garden again
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1/2
2/2
1/2
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phila likes tractors und machines und beer
gerta likes cooking und dancing und prise fights
und dey both like everything i give em to be da SAME
they gets touchy if they think im treating em different
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chocloareschocolates a good choiceor stufed animals
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like
taxi dermy???
that would be cool
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no!!!
like toys
y wuld u give a gurl a txidermied animal?
unless shes in2 that kinda thing in that case go a head
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give them to jorgi to chew on.do you really need two girlfriends?
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i like it
mebbe dey be okay mit the animals not being the exact same if they is both exactly as cool
vole i am shocked at you
i can't dump 1 just cause there is 2
its not their fault theres 2 of em
youve got to be fair when you got 2 girlfriends
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yes, but why two in the first place? you only need one! it's not like the other is going to be horrifically mauled in a traffic accident any time soon and you need a spare. although that might make it more interesting.
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me?
mebbe dat is why the last gift failed
mebbe it wasnt cause the flowers was different
gurls dun always say the real reson something is wrong
how long does it take to learn taxi dermy?? do you kno
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HONK!
BuT yOu ShOuLd Be AsKiNg ShInRa, CaUsE hE hAs GoT tHe KnOwInG oF dUsT aNd DeAdNeSs.
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is why this is hard
why cant i court 2 girls
what will happen
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I suppose theoretically there's no issue if they're both informed, but jealousy can be a very powerful thing and isn't to be trifled with. Do they expect you to choose eventually?
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if 2 gurls both want you to treat them the same is they fighting over you??
also what wood you think if a guy gave you a taxidermy bear
is that gute gift
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A bear? I wouldn't personally enjoy it, and it seems a bit extravagant for a gift for a girlfriend. Perhaps just a realistic toy bear would work for now.
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