IC Prospective: Oggie (6th Year)

[syned_a_brik]

Character: Ognian "Oggie" (Jaeger)
Mun: Mordrid (momemordrid)
Plot specific: N

hey whats a gute gift for a gurl that i ken find two of?? the last time i got philamina und gerta gifts they wrent exactly the same und there was a big fight and phila hits dem hard

sumbody help me out

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

suddenly none of my boygirl problems seem quite so bad anymore

roses and candy always work but only if you DONT EAT THE CANDY before you give it to them

also teddy bears

[syned_a_brik]

oh

what girlboy prolblems is you having?? do you have a girlfriend
am i gonna be an uncle

candy might work
or teddy bears
its impossible to find two bokaysbunches of flowers that are exactly the same i tried dat

[moveslikejaeger]

no i have a boyfriend its van but there are still all these girls that i like and i think one is really upset that i have a boyfriend now and i dont think shes okay with sharing
so no the uncle thing to

if you give them candy and they ask if your trying to make them fat dont answer that it is a trick question and no matter what you say their going to flip
what if you get one flower arrangement and then double it with magic? were wizards we can do that right?

[syned_a_brik]

dem
ja you got to be careful how you approach stuff like dot
have to explain things very careful
before dey find out about eachother

i kno dat idiot







!!!!
that is GENIUS
dat way i only hav to kill 1 bear

[vindictivethistle]

Two dozen roses.

[syned_a_brik]

thats what i thot too
thats what they got last time
turns out no 2 bunches of flowers is the exact same
phila broke my nose

[vindictivethistle]

Then your florist is an idiot and you need to go to a better one. Or pick them yourself. If the ladies can tell the flowers are different, the florist is to blame.

[Says the flower snob.]

[syned_a_brik]

i dun think id be very gut at picking roses
my cousin said she curse me if i go in her garden again

[dou8letrou8le]

Well what do they like?

[syned_a_brik]

hmm

phila likes tractors und machines und beer
gerta likes cooking und dancing und prise fights
und dey both like everything i give em to be da SAME

they gets touchy if they think im treating em different

[bev_rage]

chocloares chocolates a good choice
or stufed animals

[syned_a_brik]

stuffed animals
like
taxi dermy???

that would be cool

[bev_rage]

wat
no!!!
like toys
y wuld u give a gurl a txidermied animal?
unless shes in2 that kinda thing in that case go a head

[voleatile]

stuffed animals. pick each one out based what each girl likes. give them to jorgi to chew on.

do you really need two girlfriends?

[syned_a_brik]

ja i get that recommended already
i like it
mebbe dey be okay mit the animals not being the exact same if they is both exactly as cool

vole i am shocked at you
i can't dump 1 just cause there is 2
its not their fault theres 2 of em
youve got to be fair when you got 2 girlfriends

[voleatile]

you know we means toys and not taxidermy, right?

yes, but why two in the first place? you only need one! it's not like the other is going to be horrifically mauled in a traffic accident any time soon and you need a spare. although that might make it more interesting.

[mo_cara]

YoU gOt To MaKe ThEm SoMeThInG cAuSe ThAt ShIt Be CoMiNg StRaIgHt FrOm ThE pUmP bIsCuIt!

[syned_a_brik]

make it?
me?

mebbe dat is why the last gift failed
mebbe it wasnt cause the flowers was different
gurls dun always say the real reson something is wrong


how long does it take to learn taxi dermy?? do you kno

[mo_cara]

nAh, DeAd BeAsTs AiN't My ThInG uNlEsS i Be EaTiNg ThEm!
HONK!
BuT yOu ShOuLd Be AsKiNg ShInRa, CaUsE hE hAs GoT tHe KnOwInG oF dUsT aNd DeAdNeSs.

[myblimpisbigger]

I wouldn't know, Mr. Jaeger. Why are you stringing along two girls? I would think it prudent to decide on the one which you truly wish to court before you move to the gift-giving stage.

[syned_a_brik]

i am not stringing anybody!! they know about eachother
is why this is hard

why cant i court 2 girls
what will happen

[myblimpisbigger]

I assume they aren't interested in sharing, which will make things difficult down the line for all three of you.

I suppose theoretically there's no issue if they're both informed, but jealousy can be a very powerful thing and isn't to be trifled with. Do they expect you to choose eventually?

[arachnoble]

Anything mass-produced would be completely identical. Handmade items, like bouquets, are a bit trickier to get the same without the aid of magic.

[syned_a_brik]

professor! you is a girl
if 2 gurls both want you to treat them the same is they fighting over you??

also what wood you think if a guy gave you a taxidermy bear
is that gute gift

[arachnoble]

It would depend on the exact way they react to their gifts. They might be.


A bear? I wouldn't personally enjoy it, and it seems a bit extravagant for a gift for a girlfriend. Perhaps just a realistic toy bear would work for now.