IC Prospective: Oggie (6th Year)

[syned_a_brik]

Character: Ognian "Oggie" (Jaeger)
Mun: Mordrid (momemordrid)
Plot specific: N

hey whats a gute gift for a gurl that i ken find two of?? the last time i got philamina und gerta gifts they wrent exactly the same und there was a big fight and phila hits dem hard

sumbody help me out

Comments

[voleatile]

maybe if you killed the animals with your bare hands.
can i help, if you do?

everyone tells me that. i'm not sure i agree.
maybe if there was a girl who could wrestle a bear while blowing up a helicopter and riding a tank who has a collection of the hearts she ripped still beating from the chests of men.
that would be cool.

[syned_a_brik]

ja! und of course you can help

mebbe you just hav very specific tastes
you might be better suited to monogmy

[voleatile]

are we doing it now? should i get my shotgun? or do you think i should use the machete? wait, do you still want the head attached when we're done?

maybe girls are just dumb and always in need of rescuing.
have you ever seen a girl on a tank? i haven't. but you always see them screaming in movies.

[syned_a_brik]

why not!!!
hm
nah i ken sew it back on after
use whichever you wants

ja but movies can be stupid
if i find a gurl with a tank ill point her in your derection

[voleatile]

then i'll just bring. you can never have enough weapons!

make sure she knows how to hold a gun properly. i've seen those pictures of the girls in bikinis with guns and frankly i am not impressed.