IC Prospective: Oggie (6th Year)

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Character: Ognian "Oggie" (Jaeger)
Mun: Mordrid (momemordrid)
Plot specific: N

hey whats a gute gift for a gurl that i ken find two of?? the last time i got philamina und gerta gifts they wrent exactly the same und there was a big fight and phila hits dem hard

sumbody help me out

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oh

what girlboy prolblems is you having?? do you have a girlfriend
am i gonna be an uncle

candy might work
or teddy bears
its impossible to find two bokaysbunches of flowers that are exactly the same i tried dat

[moveslikejaeger]

no i have a boyfriend its van but there are still all these girls that i like and i think one is really upset that i have a boyfriend now and i dont think shes okay with sharing
so no the uncle thing to

if you give them candy and they ask if your trying to make them fat dont answer that it is a trick question and no matter what you say their going to flip
what if you get one flower arrangement and then double it with magic? were wizards we can do that right?

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dem
ja you got to be careful how you approach stuff like dot
have to explain things very careful
before dey find out about eachother

i kno dat idiot







!!!!
that is GENIUS
dat way i only hav to kill 1 bear

[moveslikejaeger]

well when van just announces it on the journal all cool like its kind of hard to do that

yeah thats why phila broke youre nose cuz you totally know what your doing

what are we killing bears now? no way thats completely different than flowers why would you want to limit yourself to one?

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ugh
i HATE it when dey do dat

dat was special circumstance!!! i never had 2 gurls at once befor
i didnt know how picky they was gonna get about being da same



hm
dat is a gut point
but i should pick just 1 to copy after i stuff em
to make sure both bears are exactly the same for de gurls

[moveslikejaeger]

i know right and now rapunzel is all alone in her tower with no one but her mean old mamma to keep her company and she wont let me rescue her or take her on adventures :C

thats how girls work silly they want to be special but if theyrs two of them then they both want to be special so you have to make them equally special but not too special or wow that is complicated


oh yeah i suppose you would want that when there all upset about the flowers
but what if they ask which one got the copy? maybe you should make two copies to give them and keep the real one for youreself

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oh no!!!

YOU SEE?? it is hard
a guys gonna make a mistake once or twice


oh dem
dats right!!
no gurl wants to get the copy

[moveslikejaeger]

i know!!!! she is a poor princess in need of rescue and now there is no nite to save her its so awful

maybe i will stick to monogamy i mean its not like its hard to please van i just have to buy him coffee

oh i know i know! what if you kill the bear make the copy then make a giant pool of jello and have them fight in it for whoever gets to keep the real one

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mebbe you can find another nite??


jello?
its just crezy enough to work

[moveslikejaeger]

ja but where am i going to get one of those?

see? no one can resist jello!

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i thought griffendor was full of nites
this is not so???
dem!
the poor princess!

[moveslikejaeger]

oh yeah maybe thor could rescue her he has a huge
hammer

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heh heh heh