IC Prospective: Oggie (6th Year)

[syned_a_brik]

Character: Ognian "Oggie" (Jaeger)
Mun: Mordrid (momemordrid)
Plot specific: N

hey whats a gute gift for a gurl that i ken find two of?? the last time i got philamina und gerta gifts they wrent exactly the same und there was a big fight and phila hits dem hard

sumbody help me out

Comments

[syned_a_brik]

ja i get that recommended already
i like it
mebbe dey be okay mit the animals not being the exact same if they is both exactly as cool

vole i am shocked at you
i can't dump 1 just cause there is 2
its not their fault theres 2 of em
youve got to be fair when you got 2 girlfriends

[voleatile]

you know we means toys and not taxidermy, right?

yes, but why two in the first place? you only need one! it's not like the other is going to be horrifically mauled in a traffic accident any time soon and you need a spare. although that might make it more interesting.

[syned_a_brik]

ja this also just pointed out
texi dermy would be cool tho

vole vole vole
you do not understand gurls
they is not all de same gurl
they is not mass produced
each girl is different
you understand better when you is older mebbe

[voleatile]

maybe if you killed the animals with your bare hands.
can i help, if you do?

everyone tells me that. i'm not sure i agree.
maybe if there was a girl who could wrestle a bear while blowing up a helicopter and riding a tank who has a collection of the hearts she ripped still beating from the chests of men.
that would be cool.

[syned_a_brik]

ja! und of course you can help

mebbe you just hav very specific tastes
you might be better suited to monogmy

[voleatile]

are we doing it now? should i get my shotgun? or do you think i should use the machete? wait, do you still want the head attached when we're done?

maybe girls are just dumb and always in need of rescuing.
have you ever seen a girl on a tank? i haven't. but you always see them screaming in movies.

[syned_a_brik]

why not!!!
hm
nah i ken sew it back on after
use whichever you wants

ja but movies can be stupid
if i find a gurl with a tank ill point her in your derection

[voleatile]

then i'll just bring. you can never have enough weapons!

make sure she knows how to hold a gun properly. i've seen those pictures of the girls in bikinis with guns and frankly i am not impressed.