IC Prospective: Oggie (6th Year)

[syned_a_brik]

Character: Ognian "Oggie" (Jaeger)
Mun: Mordrid (momemordrid)
Plot specific: N

hey whats a gute gift for a gurl that i ken find two of?? the last time i got philamina und gerta gifts they wrent exactly the same und there was a big fight and phila hits dem hard

sumbody help me out

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[syned_a_brik]

i dun think id be very gut at picking roses
my cousin said she curse me if i go in her garden again

[vindictivethistle]

It's very simple.

Send an owl to [florist here] and tell them that you want two absolutely identical bouquets of red roses, along with two absolutely identical boxes of chocolates sent to the ladies in question. Tell them that the Hawthorne family highly recommended them, for their perfect work.

They aren't inexpensive, but if you want perfection? They will do the job.

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[syned_a_brik]

ho danke!! i will look into dis
i hav another idea too tho

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[syned_a_brik]

mebbe i get flowers anyway
in case de taxi dermy not go over so gut

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[vindictivethistle]

[vindictivethistle]

...in what kind of modern culture is taxidermy ever acceptable for a young lady? Certainly not this one.

[syned_a_brik]

heh heh
mebbe dey is old fashioned

[vindictivethistle]

By 'old fashioned', you must mean 'primeval'.

[syned_a_brik]

de best kind of gurls

[vindictivethistle]

We live in the twenty-first century, not the twelfth.

[syned_a_brik]

ja it is very sad

except der are tanks now
dat is gute ding
do you know any gurls mit tanks?? my cousin is looking for 1