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[greaselightning]

Character: Cronus Ampora (Homestuck; 5th year)
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N



hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.

[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin. brb making Murdoc prouuuddd]

Comments

[taleweaving]

Well a lot of us are muggle8orn, or half8lood so of course, many of us relate to our non-magical relatives, or have learnt more a8out the muggle world than many pure8loods would have.
I'm quite fond of the Beatles though.

[greaselightning]

vwell vwhat do vwe havwe here? seems vwevwe got ourselvwes a kitten vwho has some good taste. evwen if, admittedly, the beatles are a little ovwerrated.
theyvwe got a good sound, and i can givwe them credit vwhere its due.
but back on track vwith the muggles, i guess vwith being a pureblood like i am, ivwe nevwer had MUCH of a opportunity to learn about them first hand, but i think ivwe been coming to realize some things concerning them.
things that just make a lot of sense.

[wwistful]

One would assume you aren't the only one interested, given that there's a class based entirely around the study of them. Though I suspect a great deal of muggleborns take it for no good reason.

Muggles of all


I will never unde

[greaselightning]

hey there pops.
and im vwell avware im not the only one interested, like fucking duh.
itd be stupid to not understand them, generally speaking, but i guess maybe theyre a bit more interesting than i initially gavwe them credit for is all.
and i knowv not a lot of people are as captivwated by their mundane vways of livwing, but i think its quite charming, maybe evwen invwiting.

its complicated and privwate

filt...erered;

[allisnotlost]

are you sure hes my brother

i dont think i remember this bein him

[arrogantalloy]

My family's company sells tech to them.

And depends on what type of music you're talking about, really. Because some of it, not that great.

[greaselightning]

oh? vwhat kind of tech?

vwell, no truer vwords havwe been said, friend. but ivwe gotta say, vwhere they may fall short in magical talent, they certainly havwe a knack for making up for it vwith other simplistic and mundane things. its almost impressivwe.
but like all groups, youvwe got those vwho stand abovwe the rest and then you got the rejects thatll nevwer be good at anything, except being horrible vwastes. so naturally, im talking about the music thats vworth vwhile.
so do you havwe any favworite bands or anything?

[arachnoble]

Muggles are just as human as you or I. I fail to see why there's much need to be that interested in them. They're not that different, technology aside.

[greaselightning]

im not questioning howv humaan they are, that much is pretty damn obvwious.
vwhat i AM saying, is theyre interesting because of howv alike, vwhile different, they actually are. i mean, vwevwe got all our magic, but theyvwe just got their little machines and technology, vwithout a care in the vworld about the complexities of potions, or curses, or anything LIKE that.
their vway of life is just so simple, could make a fella vwonder vwhat its like.

[selfhatred]

WOW.
I JUST MET YOU AND I CAN ALREADY TELL YOU'RE A DOUCHE.

[greaselightning]

hey there, pal. no need to lay on the harsh judgements so soon.
so vwhat do YOU think of muggles, huh?

[allisnotlost]

run

[speterman]

I like a lot of muggle music and their science fields are well fun. So I can totally see how you can relate. I mean I can't see how it would be weird to relate to someone else in general though...

[greaselightning]

vwell, i dont think a lot of vwizards relate to them as much as some, is all. in fact, theres a good deal of us vwho vwrite them off vwith scathing indifference.
but not me, friend. i think ivwe come to understand a lot about them in vways most simply havwent.
or cant, as the case may be.

[bubblingover]

O)( i agree, Muggles are quite interesting!!
Grandma s)(owed me w)(at a p)(one was and )(as a really small television
And i do agree, i found t)(eir music pretty fascinating as well!!
Any songs you particular like?

[greaselightning]

isnt that stuff just amazing? the things they can accomplish vwithout evwen a HINT of magic.
yeah ivwe a lot of songs i like, though i doubt youvwe evwer heard of them.
vwhat about you, vwhat are your favworites?

[notthebee2]

relatable?
dude diid you hiit your head 2omewhere or diid your parent2 take care of that when you were liittle.

[greaselightning]

hahaha im afraid neither, my friend.
vwhats the matter? do you not find muggles the least bit interesting?

[allisnotlost]

oh youre back

[greaselightning]

that doesnt sound vwery vwelcoming, little brother.
but its alright, i forgivwe you.

[moveslikejaeger]

does this mean i need to get out my bedazzler?

[greaselightning]

not sure vwhat your bedazzler is, 8UT, it sure sounds groovwy.

[givesyouaboner]

It's a proven fact that most Muggle things are great. Muggle technology made the internet.

_{[hi dirk is a muggleborn first year]}

[greaselightning]

[omg what a precious bby]

thats the truth my friend. vwhat theyvwe accomplished through non magical means is just astounding.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Well hello, that shade of ink certainly looks familiar. Except the words are not at all familiar.

And then it hits him.]

Oh my god, you're the other one he mentioned.

[greaselightning]

other one vwho mentioned?

[mostcordial]

Relatable? Ew.

Why would I want to relate to anyone who can't use magic? Isn't that like devolution?

[greaselightning]

the reason they cant use magic isnt necessarily because theyre too stupid for it.
some people havwe just been lucky enough to not havwe to carry the burden of magic is all. but i can see vwhere you might be confused that our magical station makes us superior to them, but vwere really not that different.
at least from vwhat ivwe found, vwere not.

[eighttimeshandy]

Wow. Is being Muggleborn a fetish now? Because if you don't mind, I'd rather stick to being sneered at.

[greaselightning]

no friend, not a fetish.
just take this as my unrestrained appreciate for those born less privwileged vwhen it comes to using magic and a friendly gesture saying that i relate and i understand you.
certainly thats a lot better than being on the receivwing end of some funny looks.