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[greaselightning]

Character: Cronus Ampora (Homestuck; 5th year)
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N



hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.

[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin. brb making Murdoc prouuuddd]

Comments

[eighttimeshandy]

Wow. Is being Muggleborn a fetish now? Because if you don't mind, I'd rather stick to being sneered at.

[greaselightning]

no friend, not a fetish.
just take this as my unrestrained appreciate for those born less privwileged vwhen it comes to using magic and a friendly gesture saying that i relate and i understand you.
certainly thats a lot better than being on the receivwing end of some funny looks.

[eighttimeshandy]

You relate to me. I'm afraid you'll have to forgive me for being a bit skeptical, and questioning your thought process, as I am hardly disadvantaged, as my grades will surely show you. I may not have grown up in a magical environment, but neither have I grown up with my head under a rock. Actually, if you must know, I find the vast majority of my studies to be exponentially less complicated than what my studies would have been as a muggle. There is a far less mathematics involved, for starters. In fact, outside of potions and arthimancy, most magic is simply a matter of will, intent, and language skills, all of which I possess regardless of my magical abilities, as do all sentient beings. So, again, I must beg your forgiveness, but I do find you purebloods to be the disadvantaged people, seeing as you can hardly manage to change a lightbulb without someone holding your hand the entire time.

[greaselightning]

jeepers, you certainly are a harsh one arent you? here i vwas just trying to offer a hand at friendship and showv some understanding, and you turned it around into something like this.
theres no reason to be like that, just because im a pureblood, because ill havwe you knowv that has little to do vwith anything.
i guess all im trying to say is... i GET you. more than im vwilling to go into at the moment, but do note that i do.

[eighttimeshandy]

You honestly have no idea how condescending it sounds every time you point out that you're a pureblood, do you? The status of your blood is not the reason I am harsh. It is the fact that you think there is something different about me "to get." It is that you think you think you understand the struggles and discrimination I have and will have to go through as a muggleborn, when honestly, everything you could ever want will be handed to you on the platter of your choosing.

So, no, you don't get me. But that's fine because no one does, really, not even my own parents. I am simply one of the misunderstood, intellectually superior elite. You should not feel bad for your inability to grasp the subtle nuances and vast peculiarities of my personage. Simply accept it and take comfort in the fact that you are one of many who will never appreciate the beauty of my soul.

[greaselightning]

ahahaha, oh vwowv, ahahaha. you are a card, you knowv that?
simmer dovwn there, you dont havwe to put up such a hilariously dramatic display like that just to amuse me.
i appreciate the effort though, but come on, as if that isnt such an act put up for laughs. are you aiming to givwe me a busted gut, because im vwell on my vway there.
i vwasnt evwen expecting such a hysterically lame response to read.
you did vwell blindsiding me vwith such ridiculous blathering about your soul and vwhat not.
alright, you jokester, vwhats your name?