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[greaselightning]

Character: Cronus Ampora (Homestuck; 5th year)
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N



hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.

[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin. brb making Murdoc prouuuddd]

Comments

[greaselightning]

hahaha holy shit, youre being straight vwith me here, pal?
vwho knewv pops had a thing for vwomens apparel. im almost proud of him, i gotta say. didnt think he could make friends.
but about that orgy, that really vwas a thing? you just, decided to havwe one and people showved up, let alone my dad? you must be the tops if you can organize something like that and it be a thing.

but, you tvwo are "besties"? is the REALLY all you are?

[Does he actually believe his dad has a gay streak? WE JUST DONT KNOW.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa, whoa, no. I never actually met him in person that night, I really have no idea what he was wearing. Just the purple ink screamed 'crossdresser' at the time. If he crossdresses then I really have no actual idea.

And no, the orgy never actually happened. Too many stick in the muds. But if I really want an orgy, I could totally get one. Maybe not here, but I know some people.

... What the hell ELSE would we be?

[greaselightning]

oh, vwell thats decidedly LESS amusing.
though honestly id prefer to nevwer see him in a dress myself. evwen if the thought is hilarious.
and i dont see vwhy purple ink equals crossdresser.

vwell thats evwen more disappointing, but i guess i cant fault you for it honestly. this place IS full of killjoys and rejects, so go figure.

i dont knowv, pal. you vwere the one talking about nevwer getting LAID that night, vwith my dad being the subject matter of it all. for all i knowv, pops could havwe figured something out about himself vwhile i vwas gone, much like ivwe discovwered plenty about MYSELF vwhile i havwe been avway.

[plushaeusrumpified]

All I can say is that I had a weird way of thinking back then. In hindsight is was kinda dumb, really.

And yeah tell me about it, it was really disappointing. But it's like you said this place is kinda full of killjoys and rejects. It ain't the place to get much tail that's for sure. But keep in mind it isn't impossible.



Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. Nope. I wasn't implying that we had sex. Please. As if. Besides he's a grownass man I'm sure he's figured out everything about him. Just like me.

And you know what I've figured out?

We're friends.