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dressrobes2012-09-28 05:06 am
greaselightning) wrote in dressrobes2012-09-28 05:06 am
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Character: Cronus Ampora (Homestuck; 5th year)
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N
hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.
[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin.brb making Murdoc prouuuddd]
Mun: Zorn
Plot specific: N
hey there all you cats and kittens, hovwre you doing today?
if any of you are as fine as me, then im positivwe you attractivwe lot are doing just dandy.
so anyvways, howv many of you are actually interested in our non-magical counterparts? you knowv vwho i mean. the muggles.
fascinating fellas, aren't they?
you could almost say theyre pretty relatable.
at least i think so. plus their music isnt half bad either.
[Alright, so Cronus... he's a pure blood, Eridan's older brother/Murdoc's oldest kid(But he's been away for a good while studying magic elsewhere). Some details still need some working out. Consider this voice testing. But there's one thing for certain. He's a mugglekin.
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RELATE TO EACH OTHER.
MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING.
FRANKLY I FIND THIS WORLD JUST AS BORING AND MUNDANE AS THE MUGGLE WORLD. THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS SHITHOLE EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT WHOOP DE FUCKING DO YOU CAN DO MAGIC.
DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?
LISTEN, FUCK FACE, JUST BECAUSE MAGIC AND TECHNOLOGY SEPARATES US DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING CULTURE. WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS.
BEING MUGGLE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER OR NOT IT'D BE EASIER TO LIVE WITHOUT MAGIC. THAT'S LIKE ASKING SOMEONE IF IT'S EASY TO LIVE WITHOUT TECHNOLOGY.
ASKING THIS KIND OF SHIT LIKE WE'RE SOME KIND OF BRAINLESS MUTANTS IS AS OFFENSIVE AS THE GIANT KRAKEN'S LEFT TENTACLE.
SO BEFORE YOU GO SPOUTING THIS BULLSHIT AT THE NEXT MUGGLEBORN YOU COME ACROSS, HOW ABOUT YOU CHECK YOUR FACTS FIRST, NANCY SHIT FOR BRAINS?
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i meant nothing but the absolute best tovwards muggles and those vwho are muggleborn.
but just like howv youvwe become part of our vworld despite your claims of indifference tovwards magic, youre still here arent you?
im like that, in a vway, if maybe the opposite. vwhile youre traipsing about here, i might just be interested in the vworld you come from, is all.
i didnt mean to offend you, pal. i mean, i really think vwe could be friends, if you just givwe me the chance.
vwevwe got more in common than you may think.