IC Prospective: Rose Lalonde (4th Year)

[seeringlight]

Character: Rose Lalonde
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Kim
Plot specific: Naw

Ah, the smell of a new school year slowly approaching is refreshing. While I enjoyed my Holidays in Germany and getting my hands on whatever information my young, adolescent hands could get on, I am looking forward to the beginning of a splendid year.

I believe most of you have yet to do your Summer homework, as you are all prone to doing it last minute. I would like to encourage you to do it sooner than later.

No amount of begging and praise will get me to fork over my already finished homework, mind you. So you better start on it now if you expected me to be kind enough to let you take credit for my hardwork.

That being said, I would like to cordially invite my close acquaintances to our lovely abode for a party. While it was my wonderful and so graciously loving mother's idea, I thought it would actually be nice if we could all gather for a few days and enjoy ourselves before we jump back into our studies. Please respond in a timely manner so we may properly ready the fireplace and restock our Floo powder.

P.S. It was not funny to switch the cat litter with Floo Powder. I don't think you realized the severity of having to locate our cat. You know who you are.

Comments

[seeringlight]

You do realize that the first "rosie" had my attention well enough. There was no need to accompany it with two more lines to get my attention.
You may bring what you like. Actually, I encourage you to do so. Who knows what mother may supply us with otherwise.

[bev_rage]

i was maknig sure i had ur atention
btw gina is dirks baby not a dirnk srry

[seeringlight]

You didn't give me time to reply before you decided to continue calling my name out.
This is why we have capitalization, Roxy. It avoids misconceptions such as this. And Dirk isn't capable of reproducing unless there's something I wasn't aware of, in which I would just like to point out that Dirk makes a horrendous woman.

drags in an on-going joke among the striders

[givesyouaboner]

Wow, rude.
Just so you know, I'm definitely a guy.
The most manliest of men, that is me right here.
24 cm and all.

kicks out of bed

[bev_rage]

lier liar

[givesyouaboner]

You haven't seen my wiener, Roxy.

[seeringlight]

Your porn star name is obvious.
Dirk, if you needed money, you could have just asked. You didn't need to sell yourself in such an obtuse manner. We still care for you though, despite your occupation.

[givesyouaboner]

W h a t e v e r.
Qurl, I'm loaded. I don't need anyone's money.
Everything I do is because I'm a fucking pro.
Bitches line up to get a taste of this.

_{[Guess what? He doesn't really know what he's talking about.]}

[seeringlight]

I hope you meant "Gurl" as oppose to "Qurl" when you wrote that.
Not that it makes a difference since they are both not words by technicality.
Do you have any idea what you're saying?

[givesyouaboner]

I know exactly what I'm saying.
Do you need to be schooled in the ways of the know-how?
Too bad; you're lacking certain credentials for that to even be a thing.

[seeringlight]

I apologize, but I'm quite skeptical that you even have these so-called credentials that I seem to be lacking.
I am thoroughly unconvinced.

[bev_rage]

yea i have
u got my pjs preggers

[givesyouaboner]

You were sleeping. You didn't see it.

[bev_rage]

u don't wear a otwle when u come out of the shower

[givesyouaboner]

I put on undies before I leave the bathroom.
Which you aren't in when I shower.

[bev_rage]

wanna bet?

[seeringlight]

Dirk, just because you have penis insecurities doesn't mean you can throw out such outrageous numbers.
At least try to be more convincing.
You are just painfully obvious when you pack.

[givesyouaboner]

There's nothing for me to be insecure about.
I'm a gentleman so I hide it. That sort of thing isn't for everyone to see.

[seeringlight]

Ah, yes, this brand of denial feels so familiar.
If it makes you feel any better, I will proceed to play dumb. Of course you're not insecure. How dare I insinuate otherwise! You are just being modest with the size of your penis.

[givesyouaboner]

Yes, exactly.
You can drop that condescending air, though.
You don't know what it's like to glance down at your boner and get poked in your eye.

[seeringlight]

How dreadful! Never knowing what it's like to be a man who is well endowed.
How close minded I was! Do not fret though. I have seen the light. You have opened my eyes to the grievances of having a third leg.

[givesyouaboner]

You are doing well, young grasshopper.
It is good that you have seen the woes of having boners.
It is a burden we must carry responsibly.

[seeringlight]

I think you seem to forget that young woman, such as myself, also have so many burdens that we must also carry.
You do not understand the woes of intimate apparel shopping.

[bev_rage]

BETER?
SHES HIS CAT, I GOT HER FOR HIM AS A PRESENT
lmao writig in all capitols is tiring

and yea, hed be the wrost woman

[seeringlight]

Now you're just being difficult. How on Earth do you get passable essays if you don't even know the basics of grammar?

I don't know him very well to judge. I assume he is a horrendous woman by default. I suppose that makes me rudely biased. I can't say I'm too apologetic over the matter.