IC Prospective: Rose Lalonde (4th Year)

[seeringlight]

Character: Rose Lalonde
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Kim
Plot specific: Naw

Ah, the smell of a new school year slowly approaching is refreshing. While I enjoyed my Holidays in Germany and getting my hands on whatever information my young, adolescent hands could get on, I am looking forward to the beginning of a splendid year.

I believe most of you have yet to do your Summer homework, as you are all prone to doing it last minute. I would like to encourage you to do it sooner than later.

No amount of begging and praise will get me to fork over my already finished homework, mind you. So you better start on it now if you expected me to be kind enough to let you take credit for my hardwork.

That being said, I would like to cordially invite my close acquaintances to our lovely abode for a party. While it was my wonderful and so graciously loving mother's idea, I thought it would actually be nice if we could all gather for a few days and enjoy ourselves before we jump back into our studies. Please respond in a timely manner so we may properly ready the fireplace and restock our Floo powder.

P.S. It was not funny to switch the cat litter with Floo Powder. I don't think you realized the severity of having to locate our cat. You know who you are.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

There's nothing for me to be insecure about.
I'm a gentleman so I hide it. That sort of thing isn't for everyone to see.

[seeringlight]

Ah, yes, this brand of denial feels so familiar.
If it makes you feel any better, I will proceed to play dumb. Of course you're not insecure. How dare I insinuate otherwise! You are just being modest with the size of your penis.

[givesyouaboner]

Yes, exactly.
You can drop that condescending air, though.
You don't know what it's like to glance down at your boner and get poked in your eye.

[seeringlight]

How dreadful! Never knowing what it's like to be a man who is well endowed.
How close minded I was! Do not fret though. I have seen the light. You have opened my eyes to the grievances of having a third leg.

[givesyouaboner]

You are doing well, young grasshopper.
It is good that you have seen the woes of having boners.
It is a burden we must carry responsibly.

[seeringlight]

I think you seem to forget that young woman, such as myself, also have so many burdens that we must also carry.
You do not understand the woes of intimate apparel shopping.

[givesyouaboner]

I will concede and admit that you are right about that.
But I'm so glad I don't know.

[seeringlight]

I'm surprised Roxy hasn't taken you yet. I'll remind her to do so next time.