IC Prospective: Rose Lalonde (4th Year)

[seeringlight]

Character: Rose Lalonde
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Kim
Plot specific: Naw

Ah, the smell of a new school year slowly approaching is refreshing. While I enjoyed my Holidays in Germany and getting my hands on whatever information my young, adolescent hands could get on, I am looking forward to the beginning of a splendid year.

I believe most of you have yet to do your Summer homework, as you are all prone to doing it last minute. I would like to encourage you to do it sooner than later.

No amount of begging and praise will get me to fork over my already finished homework, mind you. So you better start on it now if you expected me to be kind enough to let you take credit for my hardwork.

That being said, I would like to cordially invite my close acquaintances to our lovely abode for a party. While it was my wonderful and so graciously loving mother's idea, I thought it would actually be nice if we could all gather for a few days and enjoy ourselves before we jump back into our studies. Please respond in a timely manner so we may properly ready the fireplace and restock our Floo powder.

P.S. It was not funny to switch the cat litter with Floo Powder. I don't think you realized the severity of having to locate our cat. You know who you are.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

You haven't seen my wiener, Roxy.

[seeringlight]

Your porn star name is obvious.
Dirk, if you needed money, you could have just asked. You didn't need to sell yourself in such an obtuse manner. We still care for you though, despite your occupation.

[givesyouaboner]

W h a t e v e r.
Qurl, I'm loaded. I don't need anyone's money.
Everything I do is because I'm a fucking pro.
Bitches line up to get a taste of this.

_{[Guess what? He doesn't really know what he's talking about.]}

[seeringlight]

I hope you meant "Gurl" as oppose to "Qurl" when you wrote that.
Not that it makes a difference since they are both not words by technicality.
Do you have any idea what you're saying?

[givesyouaboner]

I know exactly what I'm saying.
Do you need to be schooled in the ways of the know-how?
Too bad; you're lacking certain credentials for that to even be a thing.

[seeringlight]

I apologize, but I'm quite skeptical that you even have these so-called credentials that I seem to be lacking.
I am thoroughly unconvinced.

[givesyouaboner]

For one you don't have a penis.

[seeringlight]

And how do you know that exactly?
Do you actually know whether or not I have one or not? What if this were a very touchy subject for me? Thanks a lot asshole.

[bev_rage]

yea i have
u got my pjs preggers

[givesyouaboner]

You were sleeping. You didn't see it.

[bev_rage]

u don't wear a otwle when u come out of the shower

[givesyouaboner]

I put on undies before I leave the bathroom.
Which you aren't in when I shower.

[bev_rage]

wanna bet?

[givesyouaboner]

Wanna talk about your non-existent boobies?