IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)

[givesyouaboner]

Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N

Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.

Comments

[dou8letrou8le]

It is true.
Hello!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the o8vious.
Who is Lil' Cal?

[givesyouaboner]

Well, gee, thanks.
I must say I'm thrilled to be here.
Lil' Cal is my best friend!

[dou8letrou8le]

I suppose it can 8e nice if you didn't grow up around magic.
A new adventure.
8est friend that you move on your own?

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah.
It's a lot more exciting than continuing normal school.
Yes. He's a puppet.

[dou8letrou8le]

I've never 8een to muggle school.
Are you parents magical or are you the first to come here?


A puppet is your 8est friend? [Like you can talk, Vri. Your best friend is a tarantula.]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yES,
yOU CAN DEFINITELY, uH, wRITE ANYTHING IN HERE,
bUT YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL,
bECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU, mIGHT WRITE SOMETHING YOU DON'T,
uH, wANT OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE,
aND IN FACT SOME TIMES, iT'S JUST, bETTER NOT TO WRITE ANYTHING,
aT ALL,

[givesyouaboner]

You sound like you're speaking from experience.
What did you write about? Cheating on a math test?
That's kind of dumb.
Everyone knows you can find anything on the internet.
Or journals. Whatever.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

hAAAH,
yES, tHAT IS TOTALLY WHAT HAPPENED,
aND i WILL TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND, uH,
uSE THE INTERNET FROM NOW ON, fOR ALL MY FUTURE,
mATH NEEDS,

tHANKS,

[givesyouaboner]

You should be more careful.
One of my classmates was stupid and went on this website called Yahoo!Answers.
Do you know it?
Anyway, he asked for an answer to his homework and his teacher saw it.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHH, i HAVE HEARD OF YAHOO!ANSWERS,
bUT i PREFER ASKING JEEVES, pERSONALLY,
hE KNOWS A LOT!
aND IS ACTUALLY VERY NICE,

[selfhatred]

GET USED TO IT, PRINCESS.
YOU'RE HERE FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh no, what if I can't?
Will you be my white knight, Mr. Pretentious Grey Text?

[selfhatred]

SORRY, PRINCESS I'M AFTER IS IN ANOTHER FUCKING CASTLE.
YOU'RE A STRIDER.
YOU'LL FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
I'VE HEARD DAVE MENTION THAT CREEPY ASS PUPPET BEFORE.
JUST WHAT I NEEDED, ANOTHER HEADACHE.

[givesyouaboner]

I never told you my name.
Frankly I find that a little disturbing.
So who are you and how do you know my uncle?
Lil' Cal is awesome. You don't know anything!

[selfhatred]

I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE WHEN IT COMES TO STRIDER BULLSHIT.
KARKAT VANTAS. WE'RE ROOMMATES OF UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES.
IT'S CALLED BEING SORTED.

[doctorkishitani]

Hello!

It is true. I think the school established a closed, magical communications network. I think muggles have a similar set of networks, but they establish them through electronics! Did you know about this?

[givesyouaboner]

Uhh, Muggles?
If you mean normal people, yeah.
It's called the internet, but you can do more than talk to people on it.

[chousenplayer]

You get used to it eventually.
Though the fact that nothing requiring electricity will work here will never stop being frustrating.
Anyway. Welcome.

[givesyouaboner]

No one told me about that.
Are the lights magical then?

[chousenplayer]

That are candles. There's a lot of fire hazards.
Some students are looking into ways to create a more magical electricity. Which would be good. If it works.

[givesyouaboner]

That doesn't sound really convenient.
What do people do for fun?

[clockspinner]

oh hey kid
didnt know you got your letter

[givesyouaboner]

Oh, Dave!
Yes, I did around my birthday! A super old wizard even came to my flat.
He must have been around 40.

[clockspinner]

shit man youre right thats practically ancient
havent seen you in a few years
howve you been?

[givesyouaboner]

At first I thought, maybe he's a zombie.
But nope, wizard.
I've been well, I guess.
I have top marks in my class.
Uhh.
Lil' Cal and I watched the entirety of MLP:FiM last night.
Ironically!