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IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)
Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N
Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N
Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.
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But eating? Not a problem at all.
In fact that's what we'd have for Thanksgiving back in Texas.
Waste not, want not.
[Minus the fact he's only been to Texas once, and it certainly wasn't during the Thanksgiving season. Nor has he ever celebrated it.]
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[Are you. implying what he thinks you're implying. He is not sure. He really hopes not.]
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But me, naw, I like to be eating some leg with lots of ketchup.
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wHAT,
mAN GIZZARDS?
lEG?
i, uH, dON'T THINK i UNDERSTAND,
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Pa always said it tastes best right after you cut into them and they're still warm.
You should stop by for dinner some time. We'll make you a feast.
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i DON'T THINK MY MUM WOULD, aPPROVE, oF ME EATING,,, iNNARDS,
aLSO i DON'T THINK i APPROVE OF EATING THEM,
uH, iT SOUNDS BAD, aND, iLLEGAL,
aND SCARY,
pLEASE DON'T EAT ME,
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By golly, are you missing out!
You are rather gullible, aren't you?
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yOU JUST SOUNDED SERIOUS,
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Trust me.
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eAT PEOPLE?
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I mostly eat microwave chicken nuggets and crisps.
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iN THE FUTURE,
bECAUSE CHICKEN NUGGETS, aRE PRETTY TASTY,
eVEN THOUGH i, dON'T THINK THAT THE CHICKENS IN QUESTION,
uH, rEALLY APPRECIATE BEING TURNED INTO NUGGETS,
bUT i TRY NOT TO, tHINK ABOUT THAT,
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I could show you Lil' Cal and all of my cool stuff.
Also what programs you should be using when you get on the internet.
Why?
If it was reversed and there were giant chickens everywhere, they'd be pecking at us like corn kernels.
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bUT, uH, yES,
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, a LOT OF FUN,
i DON'T USUALLY VISIT THAT MANY, uH, pEOPLE OVER THE SUMMER,
eXCEPT GAMZEE,
aND PROBABLY KARKAT, tHIS YEAR,
aLSO, aPPARENTLY YOU NOW, TOO,
uHHH, i DON'T THINK i WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT EITHER,
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They're like twins, except mine is cooler and has different clothes.
I don't either.
Actually, if you come visit, it'll be the first time I've had a friend visit me.
Assuming you would like to have a friendship with me.
What about a world run by giant carrots?
That'll make you think twice about eating vegetables.
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rELATED TO DAVE?
[YOU'RE A STRIDER. WHAT.
But you're too nice to be a Strider- well. You did say some rude things, but... You're still nice-ish! How are you a Strider.]
i THINK THAT, bEING YOUR FRIEND IS SOMETHING i WOULD REALLY LIKE,
i MEAN, uH, iF YOU WANT TO,
bEING YOUR FIRST VISITING FRIEND, wOULD BE REALLY FUN,
[Just going to casually sail right over the food discussion now, do not want to be thinking of cannibal veggies.]
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He's my uncle, too. Are you his friend too?
[This is what happens when you're raised separately from other Striders. That's about to change though; you've been warned!]
It would be really cool.
I can't wait to tell Uncle Dirk.
I'm positive he won't care at all.
We can stay up and watch movies.
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uM, hE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ME MUCH, i THINK,
tHERE WAS A THING, aND IT IS A COMPLICATED THING,
wHICH i DON'T MEAN TO QUESTION YOUR, uH, inTELLIGENCE BY,
iMPLYING THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,
mAINLY i JUST DON'T REALLY, wANT TO TALK ABOUT IT i GUESS,
[This liiiittle bit of text is filtered from just about everybody]
bUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
i, uH, tHINK HE'S PRETTY COOL, aND SOMETIMES i WISH THAT,
hE THOUGHT i WAS TOO,
bUT, uH, dON'T TELL HIM i SAID THAT,
oN SECOND THOUGHT i SHOULD HAVE, aSKED IF YOU, cOULD KEEP A SECRET,
bEFORE i ACTUALLY, uM, sPILLED THE BEANS,
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tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN,
aND, i REALLY AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SUMMER, a LOT NOW, }:)
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First I really need to say thanks for that.
I know I'm probably a lot younger than you and everyone else.
I appreciate you not treating me in that manner though, especially since I'm pretty much a genius.
Don't worry. I can keep a lot of secrets.
I think you're really cool, though.
Although that is rather obvious! I wouldn't want to engage in friendship with someone I didn't think was cool.
Yeah!
What kind of things do you like to do?
We can do those too.
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i WOULD NEVER, tREAT YOU IN A MANNER THAT IS, uH, iNSULTING TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE,
aND IF ANYONE, dOES, tHEN THEY'RE JUST, mEAN,
oH, uM,
tHANK YOU! i DON'T ACTUALLY, kNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT,
tHAT'S A REALLY, nICE THING TO SAY,
i LIKE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS!
cARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES IS, mY FAVOURITE CLASS,
sO i REALLY LOVE ANIMALS, aND PLAYING WITH THEM,
uHH, i ALSO LIKE, rAPPING, aND i USED TO, uM,
rOLEPLAY, bEFORE i HAD MY ACCIDENT,
aND i PLAY A LOT OF CARD GAMES, mAINLY POKEMON, aND, yU-GI-OH,
iT'S A LOT OF FUN!
tHOUGH i REALIZE THAT, mAYBE i AM RAMBLING,
sO,
wHAT DO YOU DO?
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However, I'm used to it.
There's no reason to thank me; I'm only expressing my opinion.
What kind of magical creatures are there?
Are there unicorns?
What about centaurs?
I've never gotten the chance to play with too many animals, except for when I had school trip to a zoo.
I really like ponies and horses.
Rapping sounds really cool too!
I haven't tried that before, but the music sure is fun to listen to.
Some of the rhymes that come on the radio are really sick!
If you don't mind me asking, what kind of accident did you get in?
It's good that you're okay though.
Some accidents... they don't end well.
I like to play on the computer and watch movies.
Sometimes that gets boring though.
I read a lot too. I really like fantasy books because then I can imagine I'm there.
Sometimes Lil' Cal and I make forts in the living room.
I also build things with legos.
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uHH, i THINK A BETTER, qUESTION WOULD BE,
wHAT KIND OF MAGICAL CREATURES, aREN'T THERE,
tHERE ARE SO MANY!
i GOT TO SEE UNICORNS, fOR MY BIRTHDAY!
iT WAS PRETTY MUCH, tHE BEST THING EVER,
aND CENTAURS ARE REALL, tOO,
bUT THEY'RE KIND OF, dANGEROUS, aND DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE PEOPLE,
rAPPING IS, pROBABLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ACTIVITIES,
yOU SHOULD, uH, tOTALLY TRY IT ONE DAY,
i COULD, eVEN TEACH YOU HOW,
wE COULD RAP TOGETHER AND, iT WOULD BE REALLY FUN,
yOU, mE, aND GAMZEE COULD, hAVE A RAP TEAM,
oH WOW, tHAT WOULD BE SO COOL, nOW THAT i THINK ABOUT IT,
aS FOR THE, uH, aCCIDENT,
i,,,
fELL OFF OF MY BROOM, aND NOW i'M,
iN A WHEELCHAIR,
uHH, aNYWAY,
lEGOS,
tHOSE ARE FUN,
aND SO ARE BOOKS! bOOKS ARE VERY FUN, i LOVE THEM TOO,
mY FAVOURITE IS PETER PAN, }:)
i LOVE PETER PAN, vERY MUCH,
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Are vampires and werewolves legit too?
Even the sparkly ones?
Please say no.
That would be rad.
I'd like to do that some time.
Don't tell Dave, thought!
It'd be a wicked surprise to show him I can slam.
Oh.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, I like to make skyscrapers with them!
Sometimes I try to make robots but I run out of legos.
Peter Pan is cool!
I like books about ponies...
But the harder ones are fun to read too.
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bUT, uH, i DON'T THINK VAMPIRES SPARKLE,
tHEY JUST BITE PEOPLE, aND ACT FREAKY, i GUESS,
wELL, nOT ALL OF THEM, bUT, tHE WILD AND SCARY ONES DO,
i'LL KEEP IT A SECRET, tHEN,
aND WILL, uH, mAGIC ALL OF WHAT WE JUST SAID, pRIVATE,
sO THAT HE CAN'T SEE,
aND THEN WE CAN SURPRISE HIM, wITH A RAP OFF!
i THINK HE WOULD, uH, lIKE THAT,
mAYBE,
aND IT'S OKAY,
i'M USED TO IT BY NOW,
tHAT SOUNDS SO COOL!
i CAN'T WAIT TO, sEE SOME OF THE BUILDINGS, tHAT YOU MAKE,
cAN YOU, uH, gO INSIDE OF THEM, tOO?
i'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU, uH, lIKE PETER PAN!
nOT VERY MANY PEOPLE DO, aND, iT IS A NICE CHANGE,
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What are their weaknesses?
Also, what about ghosts?
Should I stock up on salt?
Oh, okay. Sweet.
Maybe Uncle Dirk can show me how to do that later too.
I know how to do that with a computer but not this.
Really, using a keyboard is more convenient, though.
Your hands don't start cramping up like they do with all of this writing.
I probably could, if I had enough leggos.
Right now I only have enough to make an archway.
I'll try to get more before you come!
Why wouldn't they?
It's a good story.
Plus, being able to fly...
I mean! Pirates!
They're so cool.
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