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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes2012-05-13 12:38 am
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IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)

Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N

Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
wHAT,

[Are you. implying what he thinks you're implying. He is not sure. He really hopes not.]
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
yOU,
wHAT,

mAN GIZZARDS?
lEG?
i, uH, dON'T THINK i UNDERSTAND,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
uMM,

i DON'T THINK MY MUM WOULD, aPPROVE, oF ME EATING,,, iNNARDS,

aLSO i DON'T THINK i APPROVE OF EATING THEM,
uH, iT SOUNDS BAD, aND, iLLEGAL,

aND SCARY,


















pLEASE DON'T EAT ME,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
i'M NOT GULLIBLE,,,

yOU JUST SOUNDED SERIOUS,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
sO YOU REALLY DON'T, uH,

eAT PEOPLE?
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
oH WELL IN THAT CASE, uH, mAYBE COMING TO DINNER IS A THING, tHAT i COULD DO,
iN THE FUTURE,
bECAUSE CHICKEN NUGGETS, aRE PRETTY TASTY,
eVEN THOUGH i, dON'T THINK THAT THE CHICKENS IN QUESTION,
uH, rEALLY APPRECIATE BEING TURNED INTO NUGGETS,

bUT i TRY NOT TO, tHINK ABOUT THAT,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
tHE FLYING TEACHER, lET YOU HAVE HIS PUPPET?
bUT, uH, yES,
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, a LOT OF FUN,
i DON'T USUALLY VISIT THAT MANY, uH, pEOPLE OVER THE SUMMER,
eXCEPT GAMZEE,
aND PROBABLY KARKAT, tHIS YEAR,
aLSO, aPPARENTLY YOU NOW, TOO,

uHHH, i DON'T THINK i WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT EITHER,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
oH YOU'RE,,, uH,
rELATED TO DAVE?


[YOU'RE A STRIDER. WHAT.

But you're too nice to be a Strider- well. You did say some rude things, but... You're still nice-ish! How are you a Strider.]


i THINK THAT, bEING YOUR FRIEND IS SOMETHING i WOULD REALLY LIKE,
i MEAN, uH, iF YOU WANT TO,
bEING YOUR FIRST VISITING FRIEND, wOULD BE REALLY FUN,


[Just going to casually sail right over the food discussion now, do not want to be thinking of cannibal veggies.]
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
nOOOT EXACTLY,
uM, hE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ME MUCH, i THINK,
tHERE WAS A THING, aND IT IS A COMPLICATED THING,
wHICH i DON'T MEAN TO QUESTION YOUR, uH, inTELLIGENCE BY,
iMPLYING THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,
mAINLY i JUST DON'T REALLY, wANT TO TALK ABOUT IT i GUESS,


[This liiiittle bit of text is filtered from just about everybody]

bUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
i, uH, tHINK HE'S PRETTY COOL, aND SOMETIMES i WISH THAT,
hE THOUGHT i WAS TOO,

bUT, uH, dON'T TELL HIM i SAID THAT,

oN SECOND THOUGHT i SHOULD HAVE, aSKED IF YOU, cOULD KEEP A SECRET,
bEFORE i ACTUALLY, uM, sPILLED THE BEANS,


[End filter.]

tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN,
aND, i REALLY AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SUMMER, a LOT NOW, }:)
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good Dirk, best Strider.]

i WOULD NEVER, tREAT YOU IN A MANNER THAT IS, uH, iNSULTING TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE,
aND IF ANYONE, dOES, tHEN THEY'RE JUST, mEAN,

oH, uM,
tHANK YOU! i DON'T ACTUALLY, kNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT,
tHAT'S A REALLY, nICE THING TO SAY,

i LIKE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS!
cARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES IS, mY FAVOURITE CLASS,
sO i REALLY LOVE ANIMALS, aND PLAYING WITH THEM,
uHH, i ALSO LIKE, rAPPING, aND i USED TO, uM,
rOLEPLAY, bEFORE i HAD MY ACCIDENT,
aND i PLAY A LOT OF CARD GAMES, mAINLY POKEMON, aND, yU-GI-OH,
iT'S A LOT OF FUN!
tHOUGH i REALIZE THAT, mAYBE i AM RAMBLING,
sO,

wHAT DO YOU DO?
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
wHAT KIND OF MAGICAL CREATURES ARE THERE?
uHH, i THINK A BETTER, qUESTION WOULD BE,
wHAT KIND OF MAGICAL CREATURES, aREN'T THERE,
tHERE ARE SO MANY!
i GOT TO SEE UNICORNS, fOR MY BIRTHDAY!
iT WAS PRETTY MUCH, tHE BEST THING EVER,
aND CENTAURS ARE REALL, tOO,
bUT THEY'RE KIND OF, dANGEROUS, aND DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE PEOPLE,

rAPPING IS, pROBABLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ACTIVITIES,
yOU SHOULD, uH, tOTALLY TRY IT ONE DAY,
i COULD, eVEN TEACH YOU HOW,
wE COULD RAP TOGETHER AND, iT WOULD BE REALLY FUN,
yOU, mE, aND GAMZEE COULD, hAVE A RAP TEAM,
oH WOW, tHAT WOULD BE SO COOL, nOW THAT i THINK ABOUT IT,

aS FOR THE, uH, aCCIDENT,
i,,,
fELL OFF OF MY BROOM, aND NOW i'M,
iN A WHEELCHAIR,

uHH, aNYWAY,
lEGOS,
tHOSE ARE FUN,
aND SO ARE BOOKS! bOOKS ARE VERY FUN, i LOVE THEM TOO,
mY FAVOURITE IS PETER PAN, }:)
i LOVE PETER PAN, vERY MUCH,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yEAH, tHOSE ARE ALL REAL TOO,
bUT, uH, i DON'T THINK VAMPIRES SPARKLE,
tHEY JUST BITE PEOPLE, aND ACT FREAKY, i GUESS,
wELL, nOT ALL OF THEM, bUT, tHE WILD AND SCARY ONES DO,

i'LL KEEP IT A SECRET, tHEN,
aND WILL, uH, mAGIC ALL OF WHAT WE JUST SAID, pRIVATE,
sO THAT HE CAN'T SEE,
aND THEN WE CAN SURPRISE HIM, wITH A RAP OFF!
i THINK HE WOULD, uH, lIKE THAT,
mAYBE,

aND IT'S OKAY,
i'M USED TO IT BY NOW,

tHAT SOUNDS SO COOL!
i CAN'T WAIT TO, sEE SOME OF THE BUILDINGS, tHAT YOU MAKE,
cAN YOU, uH, gO INSIDE OF THEM, tOO?

i'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU, uH, lIKE PETER PAN!
nOT VERY MANY PEOPLE DO, aND, iT IS A NICE CHANGE,

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