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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes2012-05-13 12:38 am
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IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)

Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N

Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
uHHHH,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Except he can't manage anything more eloquent than...]

eWWWW,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
i REALLY HOPE THAT THEY, wON'T EVER BE,
bECAUSE THAT WOULD, uH, bE REALLY DISTURBING, aND, i THINK ILLEGAL,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
wHAT,

[Are you. implying what he thinks you're implying. He is not sure. He really hopes not.]
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
yOU,
wHAT,

mAN GIZZARDS?
lEG?
i, uH, dON'T THINK i UNDERSTAND,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
uMM,

i DON'T THINK MY MUM WOULD, aPPROVE, oF ME EATING,,, iNNARDS,

aLSO i DON'T THINK i APPROVE OF EATING THEM,
uH, iT SOUNDS BAD, aND, iLLEGAL,

aND SCARY,


















pLEASE DON'T EAT ME,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
i'M NOT GULLIBLE,,,

yOU JUST SOUNDED SERIOUS,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
sO YOU REALLY DON'T, uH,

eAT PEOPLE?
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
oH WELL IN THAT CASE, uH, mAYBE COMING TO DINNER IS A THING, tHAT i COULD DO,
iN THE FUTURE,
bECAUSE CHICKEN NUGGETS, aRE PRETTY TASTY,
eVEN THOUGH i, dON'T THINK THAT THE CHICKENS IN QUESTION,
uH, rEALLY APPRECIATE BEING TURNED INTO NUGGETS,

bUT i TRY NOT TO, tHINK ABOUT THAT,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
tHE FLYING TEACHER, lET YOU HAVE HIS PUPPET?
bUT, uH, yES,
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, a LOT OF FUN,
i DON'T USUALLY VISIT THAT MANY, uH, pEOPLE OVER THE SUMMER,
eXCEPT GAMZEE,
aND PROBABLY KARKAT, tHIS YEAR,
aLSO, aPPARENTLY YOU NOW, TOO,

uHHH, i DON'T THINK i WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT EITHER,
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
oH YOU'RE,,, uH,
rELATED TO DAVE?


[YOU'RE A STRIDER. WHAT.

But you're too nice to be a Strider- well. You did say some rude things, but... You're still nice-ish! How are you a Strider.]


i THINK THAT, bEING YOUR FRIEND IS SOMETHING i WOULD REALLY LIKE,
i MEAN, uH, iF YOU WANT TO,
bEING YOUR FIRST VISITING FRIEND, wOULD BE REALLY FUN,


[Just going to casually sail right over the food discussion now, do not want to be thinking of cannibal veggies.]
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
nOOOT EXACTLY,
uM, hE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ME MUCH, i THINK,
tHERE WAS A THING, aND IT IS A COMPLICATED THING,
wHICH i DON'T MEAN TO QUESTION YOUR, uH, inTELLIGENCE BY,
iMPLYING THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,
mAINLY i JUST DON'T REALLY, wANT TO TALK ABOUT IT i GUESS,


[This liiiittle bit of text is filtered from just about everybody]

bUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
i, uH, tHINK HE'S PRETTY COOL, aND SOMETIMES i WISH THAT,
hE THOUGHT i WAS TOO,

bUT, uH, dON'T TELL HIM i SAID THAT,

oN SECOND THOUGHT i SHOULD HAVE, aSKED IF YOU, cOULD KEEP A SECRET,
bEFORE i ACTUALLY, uM, sPILLED THE BEANS,


[End filter.]

tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN,
aND, i REALLY AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SUMMER, a LOT NOW, }:)
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-05-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good Dirk, best Strider.]

i WOULD NEVER, tREAT YOU IN A MANNER THAT IS, uH, iNSULTING TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE,
aND IF ANYONE, dOES, tHEN THEY'RE JUST, mEAN,

oH, uM,
tHANK YOU! i DON'T ACTUALLY, kNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT,
tHAT'S A REALLY, nICE THING TO SAY,

i LIKE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS!
cARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES IS, mY FAVOURITE CLASS,
sO i REALLY LOVE ANIMALS, aND PLAYING WITH THEM,
uHH, i ALSO LIKE, rAPPING, aND i USED TO, uM,
rOLEPLAY, bEFORE i HAD MY ACCIDENT,
aND i PLAY A LOT OF CARD GAMES, mAINLY POKEMON, aND, yU-GI-OH,
iT'S A LOT OF FUN!
tHOUGH i REALIZE THAT, mAYBE i AM RAMBLING,
sO,

wHAT DO YOU DO?

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