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dressrobes2012-05-13 12:38 am
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IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)
Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N
Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N
Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.
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You haven't heard it it?
It's got a cannibal in it, sure.
He's classy. Eats his liver with frava beans and chianti.
There was also another guy that liked to make clothes out of skin.
1/2
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eWWWW,
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bECAUSE THAT WOULD, uH, bE REALLY DISTURBING, aND, i THINK ILLEGAL,
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But eating? Not a problem at all.
In fact that's what we'd have for Thanksgiving back in Texas.
Waste not, want not.
[Minus the fact he's only been to Texas once, and it certainly wasn't during the Thanksgiving season. Nor has he ever celebrated it.]
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[Are you. implying what he thinks you're implying. He is not sure. He really hopes not.]
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But me, naw, I like to be eating some leg with lots of ketchup.
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wHAT,
mAN GIZZARDS?
lEG?
i, uH, dON'T THINK i UNDERSTAND,
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Pa always said it tastes best right after you cut into them and they're still warm.
You should stop by for dinner some time. We'll make you a feast.
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i DON'T THINK MY MUM WOULD, aPPROVE, oF ME EATING,,, iNNARDS,
aLSO i DON'T THINK i APPROVE OF EATING THEM,
uH, iT SOUNDS BAD, aND, iLLEGAL,
aND SCARY,
pLEASE DON'T EAT ME,
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By golly, are you missing out!
You are rather gullible, aren't you?
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yOU JUST SOUNDED SERIOUS,
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Trust me.
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eAT PEOPLE?
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I mostly eat microwave chicken nuggets and crisps.
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iN THE FUTURE,
bECAUSE CHICKEN NUGGETS, aRE PRETTY TASTY,
eVEN THOUGH i, dON'T THINK THAT THE CHICKENS IN QUESTION,
uH, rEALLY APPRECIATE BEING TURNED INTO NUGGETS,
bUT i TRY NOT TO, tHINK ABOUT THAT,
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I could show you Lil' Cal and all of my cool stuff.
Also what programs you should be using when you get on the internet.
Why?
If it was reversed and there were giant chickens everywhere, they'd be pecking at us like corn kernels.
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bUT, uH, yES,
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, a LOT OF FUN,
i DON'T USUALLY VISIT THAT MANY, uH, pEOPLE OVER THE SUMMER,
eXCEPT GAMZEE,
aND PROBABLY KARKAT, tHIS YEAR,
aLSO, aPPARENTLY YOU NOW, TOO,
uHHH, i DON'T THINK i WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT EITHER,
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They're like twins, except mine is cooler and has different clothes.
I don't either.
Actually, if you come visit, it'll be the first time I've had a friend visit me.
Assuming you would like to have a friendship with me.
What about a world run by giant carrots?
That'll make you think twice about eating vegetables.
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rELATED TO DAVE?
[YOU'RE A STRIDER. WHAT.
But you're too nice to be a Strider- well. You did say some rude things, but... You're still nice-ish! How are you a Strider.]
i THINK THAT, bEING YOUR FRIEND IS SOMETHING i WOULD REALLY LIKE,
i MEAN, uH, iF YOU WANT TO,
bEING YOUR FIRST VISITING FRIEND, wOULD BE REALLY FUN,
[Just going to casually sail right over the food discussion now, do not want to be thinking of cannibal veggies.]
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He's my uncle, too. Are you his friend too?
[This is what happens when you're raised separately from other Striders. That's about to change though; you've been warned!]
It would be really cool.
I can't wait to tell Uncle Dirk.
I'm positive he won't care at all.
We can stay up and watch movies.
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uM, hE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ME MUCH, i THINK,
tHERE WAS A THING, aND IT IS A COMPLICATED THING,
wHICH i DON'T MEAN TO QUESTION YOUR, uH, inTELLIGENCE BY,
iMPLYING THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,
mAINLY i JUST DON'T REALLY, wANT TO TALK ABOUT IT i GUESS,
[This liiiittle bit of text is filtered from just about everybody]
bUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
i, uH, tHINK HE'S PRETTY COOL, aND SOMETIMES i WISH THAT,
hE THOUGHT i WAS TOO,
bUT, uH, dON'T TELL HIM i SAID THAT,
oN SECOND THOUGHT i SHOULD HAVE, aSKED IF YOU, cOULD KEEP A SECRET,
bEFORE i ACTUALLY, uM, sPILLED THE BEANS,
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tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN,
aND, i REALLY AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SUMMER, a LOT NOW, }:)
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First I really need to say thanks for that.
I know I'm probably a lot younger than you and everyone else.
I appreciate you not treating me in that manner though, especially since I'm pretty much a genius.
Don't worry. I can keep a lot of secrets.
I think you're really cool, though.
Although that is rather obvious! I wouldn't want to engage in friendship with someone I didn't think was cool.
Yeah!
What kind of things do you like to do?
We can do those too.
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i WOULD NEVER, tREAT YOU IN A MANNER THAT IS, uH, iNSULTING TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE,
aND IF ANYONE, dOES, tHEN THEY'RE JUST, mEAN,
oH, uM,
tHANK YOU! i DON'T ACTUALLY, kNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT,
tHAT'S A REALLY, nICE THING TO SAY,
i LIKE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS!
cARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES IS, mY FAVOURITE CLASS,
sO i REALLY LOVE ANIMALS, aND PLAYING WITH THEM,
uHH, i ALSO LIKE, rAPPING, aND i USED TO, uM,
rOLEPLAY, bEFORE i HAD MY ACCIDENT,
aND i PLAY A LOT OF CARD GAMES, mAINLY POKEMON, aND, yU-GI-OH,
iT'S A LOT OF FUN!
tHOUGH i REALIZE THAT, mAYBE i AM RAMBLING,
sO,
wHAT DO YOU DO?
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