IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)

[givesyouaboner]

Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N

Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

At first I thought, maybe he's a zombie.
But nope, wizard.
I've been well, I guess.
I have top marks in my class.
Uhh.
Lil' Cal and I watched the entirety of MLP:FiM last night.
Ironically!

[clockspinner]

in one night?
did you even sleep? growing boy needs his rest
even if the alternative is staying up until assballs o clock ironically watching little girls shows

[givesyouaboner]

I slept for a little bit this morning.
I don't have school on the weekend, so it seemed like a waste to sleep a lot.
There's too much funner stuff to be doing.
Besides, I'm not that little anymore. I've grown a lot.

[clockspinner]

i bet youre still not taller than me shortstack
dont be so excited to be grown up yet kid
for one thing exams get harder

[givesyouaboner]

I'll bet my candy stash that I am.
I've grown a lot; I'm the tallest in my class now.
That's what my teachers said last year about this year.
And it's been a complete breeze!

[clockspinner]

yeah? well then well just have to see how tall you are over the summer wont we
i wont take your fucking candy stash
but if youre taller ill buy you an extra scoop of ice cream when we go get your school shit

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He doesn't like the idea of losing his candy stash, but he's not going to back down!]}

Yeah, we will.
Prepare to be shadowed by my superior height!
You'll have to pay up and buy me all kinds of ice cream.

[clockspinner]

[Don't worry kid, your candy is perfectly safe. And in fact if there's a Hogsmeade weekend between now and the end of term, it's gonna get its first taste of wizard candy.]

deal
dont be disappointed if you only come up to my nipple tho
im not short for my age and ive got three years on you

[givesyouaboner]

I'm tall for my age too.
Watch your back, bro!
You're talking to real-life two-metre-tall giant Dirk Strider.

[clockspinner]

well shit stringbean
if youre two meters tall then slap my ass and call me bridget
there are 7th years that arent two meters tall

[givesyouaboner]

Well, hi Bridget.
I know we just met and this is crazy.
But I'm taller than you.
Buy me ice cream.

[clockspinner]

ill believe it when i see it yardstick
did you just
thats it kid your ass is mine

[givesyouaboner]

We'll see about that!
There's still a long time before you're coming back to London anyway.