IC Perspective: Dirk Strider (First Year)

[givesyouaboner]

Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Abby
Plot specific: N

Is it true, that anyone can see what I write here?
It's similar to a forum... but I'm writing in a book.
The idea of magic being real is strange still.
It's a better suited theme for one of Dad's films than reality.
But in truth it's the opposite.
That means that Lil' Cal wasn't moving on his own either.
I was doing it.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Haha are you serious?
Nobody uses Ask Jeeves anymore.
Let me guess; you use Internet Explorer too, don't you?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nO,

uHH,

i,

iS THERE A PROBLEM, wITH INTERNET EXPLORER,

aLSO PLEASE DON'T, uH, iNSULT JEEVES,
IT'S RUDE, aND HE IS MY FRIEND,

[givesyouaboner]

Only grandmas would use IE.
How are you friends with a website?
All it consists of is hypertext and out-dated algorithms.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iF YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH A PUPPET,
tHEN, uH,
i CAN BE FRIENDS WITH JEEVES,

[givesyouaboner]

I guess so.
You can't touch Jeeves though.
How are you going to give him skin?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHY WOULD i GIVE HIM MY SKIN?

[givesyouaboner]

That's what bros do.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHAT SOUNDS PAINFUL,

[givesyouaboner]

I suppose it could be, if your knuckles are injured.
But if that's the case, why do it?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oHHH, yOU MEAN FISTBUMPING!

[givesyouaboner]

Uh, yeah.
What else would I mean?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iT SOUNDED LIKE, uH, yOU MEANT SOMETHING MORE LITERAL,

[givesyouaboner]

Oh. Ew. No.
I'm not into any of that Silence of the Lambs stuff.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

sILENCE OF THE LAMBS?
iS THAT LIKE, a NEW SPECIES OF LAMB, tHAT ARE VERY SILENT?
aND, uH, gOING WITH THE SUBJECT OF THE CONVERSATION,
lIKE TO EAT SKIN?

[givesyouaboner]

It's a book and a movie.
You haven't heard it it?
It's got a cannibal in it, sure.
He's classy. Eats his liver with frava beans and chianti.
There was also another guy that liked to make clothes out of skin.

1/2

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHHH,

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[Except he can't manage anything more eloquent than...]

eWWWW,

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah, I know. Skin suits are so not en vogue this season.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i REALLY HOPE THAT THEY, wON'T EVER BE,
bECAUSE THAT WOULD, uH, bE REALLY DISTURBING, aND, i THINK ILLEGAL,

[givesyouaboner]

With clothing, yeah.
But eating? Not a problem at all.
In fact that's what we'd have for Thanksgiving back in Texas.
Waste not, want not.

_{[Minus the fact he's only been to Texas once, and it certainly wasn't during the Thanksgiving season. Nor has he ever celebrated it.]}

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHAT,

[Are you. implying what he thinks you're implying. He is not sure. He really hopes not.]

[givesyouaboner]

My Pa, he really liked to be eating some of the man-gizzards.
But me, naw, I like to be eating some leg with lots of ketchup.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yOU,
wHAT,

mAN GIZZARDS?
lEG?
i, uH, dON'T THINK i UNDERSTAND,

[givesyouaboner]

You know, innards.
Pa always said it tastes best right after you cut into them and they're still warm.

You should stop by for dinner some time. We'll make you a feast.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uMM,

i DON'T THINK MY MUM WOULD, aPPROVE, oF ME EATING,,, iNNARDS,

aLSO i DON'T THINK i APPROVE OF EATING THEM,
uH, iT SOUNDS BAD, aND, iLLEGAL,

aND SCARY,


















pLEASE DON'T EAT ME,