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dressrobes2012-04-13 09:55 am
centaurstestes) wrote in dressrobes2012-04-13 09:55 am
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Character: Equius Zahhak
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Not particularly
D --> Now that the Easter holidays are over and done with, I believe that now would be a good time to cease with the sheneighnigans
D --> I am tired of finding eggs in my things
D --> It's not funny
D --> Whoever is causing eggs to spontaneous spawn about my person had best stop it now
D --> I demand it
D --> If it does not stop, I will take measures to make it stop, and you will not like it
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Not particularly
D --> Now that the Easter holidays are over and done with, I believe that now would be a good time to cease with the sheneighnigans
D --> I am tired of finding eggs in my things
D --> It's not funny
D --> Whoever is causing eggs to spontaneous spawn about my person had best stop it now
D --> I demand it
D --> If it does not stop, I will take measures to make it stop, and you will not like it
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i'M SORRY,,,
i HOPE IT DIDN'T MAKE YOU MAD,
i DIDN'T, uH, kNOW ANYONE ELSE HAD TOO,
yOU CAN GIVE IT BACK, iF YOU DON'T WANT IT,
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D --> I can appreciate the gesture
D --> Showing respect and deference to your betters is always an appropriate a%ion
D --> I will keep it
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bUT, yES,
i MEAN,
i TOTALLY RESPECT YOU,
uHH, lOTS,
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uMMM,
wHICH IN THAT CASE MEANS, i SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN SOME PEOPLE EGGS,
bUT, i THINK IT'S TOO LATE NOW,
bUT, tHAT'S NOT TO SAY i THINK YOU AREN'T NICE,
bECAUSE SURE, yOU ARE,
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D --> It just doesn't make sense
D --> Giving things to people who aren't nice to you, I mean
D --> That's like saying it's okay for them to be cr001 to you
D --> Which it really is not
D --> In general, I mean
D --> I am not referring to you in partic001ar, by any means
D --> It's perfectly okay to be cr001 to a pukeb100d like you
D --> So there
D --> I am not nice
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bUT, i DON'T, sORRY,
sINCE YOU FEEL REALLY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS THOUGH,
dO YOU WANT, tO GIVE BACK THE EGG,
bECAUSE, uH, iF YOU DO IT'S OKAY,
i DON'T, wANT YOU TO KEEP IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO,
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D --> You gave it to me, it is mine now
D --> I am keeping it as a tribute, regardless of whether you meant it as such or not
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tHAT'S FINE TOO,
aND i HOPE YOU LIKE IT,
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D --> Thank you
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bECAUSE MEAN PEOPLE WOULDN'T SAY THANK YOU,
i TOLD YOU, tHAT YOU WEREN'T MEAN,
yOU'RE WELCOME,
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D --> I am being polite
D --> It is polite to thank people for gifts, regardless of how you feel about that person or the gift itself
D --> If the effort is made to present one with an item without a prior request or expectation, then the least one can do is say thank you
D --> That is all
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iT'S JUST AN EASTER EGG,
i THINK MAYEB YOU'RE, gETTING TOO TECHNICAL, aBOUT IT,
nO OFFENSE, i DON'T MEAN THAT DISRESPECTFULLY OR, aNYTHING,
aND, sAYING THANK YOU FOR ANYTHING IS, sTILL A NICE THING,
eVEN IF YOU'RE ONLY DOING IT TO BE POLITE,
bUT IF YOU, uH, dON'T WANT ME TO THINK YOU'RE NICE,
tHEN i GUESS i COULD TRY AND THINK YOU'RE MEAN,
bUT i DON'T, lIKE THINKING BAD THOUGHTS LIKE THAT,
aBOUT PEOPLE,
wELL, eXCEPT MAYBE VRISKA, bUT,
uHHH,
oKAY, mAYBE, nOT EVEN ABOUT VRISKA,
,,, dO YOU EVEN GET MY POINT,
oR HAS IT JUST BEEN LOST, iN MY RAMBLING,
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D --> Being polite is important to me
D --> It's a sign of good breeding, and if I was not polite, even in the face of those I detest, then I would be no better than the common rabble, wouldn't I
D --> Not that I detest you
D --> You are hardly a blip on my radar
D --> My feelings from you are hardly worth mentioning at all, they are so unremarkable
D --> The egg is just an egg, as you said, and it means nothing to me
D --> Nothing at all
D --> I do not care what you think of me
D --> You could think I am a pretty, pretty princess for all it means to me
D --> I'm just saying that
D --> I'm not sure what I'm saying anymore
D --> No, ignore that
D --> I am a noble and pureb100d, I know e%actly what I'm saying at all the times
D --> I am never unsure
D --> You will forget immediately that I ever even implied that I was even momentarily unsure
D --> That is an order
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tHAT'S A GOOD THING TO HEAR,
bUT, iF IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU,
wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO, dO WITH IT,
uHH, cOME TO THINK OF IT,
yOU DO KIND OF, hAVE NICE HAIR, wHICH WOULD BE FITTING FOR A PRINCESS,
aND i'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE, sAYING EITHER,
eXCEPT MAYBE THAT YOU WANT TO BE A PRINCESS,
i DON'T KNOW,
bUT i, wILL TRY AND DO WHAT YOU SAID,
aND FORGET ABOUT IT,
eVEN THOUGH IT'S KIND OF, uH, iMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT A MEMORY CHARM,
sO i WOULD REALLY ONLY BE PRETENDING, i THINK,
bUT i'LL PRETEND REALLY HARD, iF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER,
dOES THIS, mEAN i SHOULD THINK OF YOU LIKE A PRINCESS, tHOUGH,
bECAUSE i'M CONFUSED,
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D --> So, I am going to with it e%actly what you would e%pect me to do with it
D --> What
D --> Well
D --> If you want to
D --> I don't want to be a princess
D --> But if you want to think of me that way, I won't stop you
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i WASN'T SURE, sINCE YOU SAID IT WAS MEANINGLESS,
bUT i'M GLAD YOU'RE GOING TO, aND THAT IT WON'T GO TO WASTE,
uHHH, wELL,
i THINK IT WOULD BE FUN,,, iF YOU WERE A PRINCESS,
bECAUSE THEN YOU COULD HAVE FAIRY FRIENDS,
oH, aND YOU WOULD NEED A UNICORN,
i WONDER, iF WE COULD GET PERMISSION TO, gO LOOK FOR ONE,
sEE, tHAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT YOU BEING A PRINCESS,
bECAUSE YOU'RE STRONG, aND COULD PROTECT US, wHILE LOOKING FOR UNICORNS,
aND, uH, yOU WOULDN'T NEED A PRINCE, tO SAVE YOU,
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D -->
D -->
D --> Sure, why not
D --> Normally, I would not approve of such childish games of make believe, but I will make an e%ception for unicorns
D --> If this is a%ually a thing we are going to do
D --> Also, as a princess, I would not need permission to go 100k for one
D --> As a r001er, I would be the one to make the r001s, and therefore could ignore them as I see fit
D --> So
D --> When would you like to go
i can't handle this omfg. We're making this happen after you app.
i'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A UNICORN UP CLOSE,
aND NOW i'LL GET TO, bUT, i THINK MAYBE WE DO NEED PERMISSION,
uM, sINCE YOU'RE NOT AN ACTUAL PRINCESS,
oR AT LEAST, nOT TO ANYONE ELSE,
jUST ME,
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uNLESS WE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE,,,
bUT, tHAT WOULD BE WRONG,
,,, bUT, i'VE SNUCK INTO THE FOREST BEFORE,
sO i GUESS i'M NOT TOTALLY AGAINST IT,
eSPECIALLY FOR UNICORNS,
aND i'M SURE YOU CAN PROTECT US,
aRE YOU GOING TO WEAR A COSTUME,
uHH, i THINK YOU SHOULD,
sO THAT YOU CAN LOOK THE PART,
oHHH, aND i COULD BE YOUR, fAIRY PARTNER,
i HAVE A PETER PAN COSTUME, tHAT i COULD MODIFY,
aND ADD WINGS,
tHEN THE UNICORNS WOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF US,
bECAUSE WE WOULD LOOK SO FRIENDLY, aND MAGICAL,
I can't handle it either, we absolutely have to
[And yet... unicorns. Sigh, beautiful, magnificent unicorns. And maybe centaurs. And it's not like he's afraid of the forest, goodness, no.]
[It's just... everything else. Spending time with a commoner. Playing make-believe. Wearing a costume. So unsure about this.]
D --> Well, isn't Professor Ban% always taking students into the forest
D --> If we had to, we could just a% him
D --> I doubt he'd say no
D --> But really, I don't see why we would need to a% at all
D --> It's not that dangerous, as long as you are mindful of what's around you and quick with your spellwork
D --> Also, Nitram, we always 100k magical
D --> We're wizards
D --> It is sort of impossible for us to not be magical
D --> And also, I have no idea where I would get a dress
D --> That is a sentence I never thought I would think, let alone write
D --> You are aware of just how absurd this idea sounds, correct
go finish your app right now
bUT, i'M SCARED TO ASK,
mAYBE YOU SHOULD,
oH WELL, uH,
i GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT ON THAT,
bUT, sOMEHOW IT'S DIFFERENT, aND MORE MAGICAL,
iT MAKES SENSE TO ME,
i WISH i COULD, mAKE IT MAKE SENSE TO YOU,
uHH, i DON'T THINK IT'S, aBSURD AT ALL,
iN FACT, i REALLY THINK IT'S THE BEST IDEA, eVER,
wE GET TO MEET UNICORNS, hOW IS THAT ABSURD,
aND DON'T WORRY ABOUT, gETTING A DRESS,
bECAUSE, i'LL GET IT FOR YOU,
aLSO A HAT, bECAUSE YOU NEED A HAT,
mAYBE i CAN ASK KANAYA TO MAKE IT,
sHE'S REALLY GOOD AT THAT, kIND OF THING,
YES MASTER, AT ONCE
D --> This whole thing was your idea in the first place, and now you're saying that you are afraid of a professor
D --> What is the worst he could possibly do
D --> Say no and scold us
D --> Which we would ignore and proceed as planned anyway
D --> E%pecially if I am wearing a dress for this little e%cursion
D --> If a dress is to be worn by me, then I am not going to let a refusal from a professor stop me from going through with this
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iT'S A BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT,
wHICH, iS WHY i'M SCARED TO ASK HIM,
bUT i GUESS YOU, uH, hAVE A POINT,
oN BOTH ACCOUNTS,
sO,,, i GUESS THAT WE ARE, aCTUALLY DOING THIS,
lIKE, tHIS IS A THING THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO,
i KIND OF CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
bUT i AM, rEALLY EXCITED,
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