IC Prospective 5th year Gryffindor

[princedollophead]

Character: Arthur Pendragon
Mun: Otter
Plot specific: Nope.

Does anybody care to explain to me, why we have to learn about Muggle public transport? I mean, it's not like most of us are really ever going to use it.

Further more, what do Oysters have to do with it, and why are they on cards?

Comments

[proud_and_prussian]

You need to get your eyes checked Princie because only the Great Gilbert can pull off all those spectacular dives with his lightning fast reflexes and eagle sharp eyes! All the other wimps wet their pants when I grace my divine presence on the pitch, because I sustain myself on their delicious tears of LOSING and PAIN and JEALOUSY.

I'll teach those Muggles how to run their public transport better! A genius wizard like myself is exactly what those unenlightened and backward people need! It'll never be as good as what wizards have, of course, because they've got no magic, but hey, with my brilliance and originality I'll come up with something that'll help them in their dull, boring lives.

[princedollophead]

Well, I hope you're not trying to spare me any thoughts on the subject's there?

And I've seen you on a broom. You're good. But I'm better.

[proud_and_prussian]

Yeah. In your dreams Princie! You fly OK, but like all lower mortals you still pale before the glory that is the Amazing Me.

Hey, these are my ideas. Go get your own!! I'm not going to let you take the credit for my shinning intelligence.

[princedollophead]

I don't pale before anyone's glory, no matter how amazing they think themselves.

The only thing shining about you is your teeth. And believe me, I have no desire to take your ideas.

[proud_and_prussian]

That's because your brain isn't big enough to comprehend how incredibly awesome I am! It's a pity because you'll never know what true greatness is, but I suppose not everyone's born for greatness anyway.

And you're damn right my teeth shine, because my teeth is the shiniest you'll ever see!! Even the sun can't compare!!

[princedollophead]

I'll agree that they're the only thing that is truly bright where you're concerned.

You do know that the more you promote yourself the more you sound like a fool?

[proud_and_prussian]

Don't worry Princie, one day you'll learn to recognize what makes a man a man, and what makes me, well, me!

Well, that's because only one man can be both the King of Fools and the King of Kings AND make it all look good and work out, and that's me!!!

[princedollophead]

I know what makes a man a man. And I'm really sure it's not you.

Tell me, is the only reason you're at this school because you're arrogance is so overwhelming it looks like magic?

[proud_and_prussian]

You don't even know what greatness is, so how can you know what makes a man? Face it, you need a prescription for those eyes! Go see a Healer NOW because you must be really sick to not recognize how truly amazing and glorious the Great Gilbert is!

See? See? I don't even need to use my wand! I'm so epic that my body sweats out magic! There's just too much power inside me!!

[princedollophead]

Oh I get it. You've fallen off that broom of yours so many times that there is actually something wrong with your head.

Because really, this is all I'm starting to get out of this conversation.