IC Prospective 5th year Gryffindor

[princedollophead]

Character: Arthur Pendragon
Mun: Otter
Plot specific: Nope.

Does anybody care to explain to me, why we have to learn about Muggle public transport? I mean, it's not like most of us are really ever going to use it.

Further more, what do Oysters have to do with it, and why are they on cards?

Comments

[proud_and_prussian]

That's because your brain isn't big enough to comprehend how incredibly awesome I am! It's a pity because you'll never know what true greatness is, but I suppose not everyone's born for greatness anyway.

And you're damn right my teeth shine, because my teeth is the shiniest you'll ever see!! Even the sun can't compare!!

[princedollophead]

I'll agree that they're the only thing that is truly bright where you're concerned.

You do know that the more you promote yourself the more you sound like a fool?

[proud_and_prussian]

Don't worry Princie, one day you'll learn to recognize what makes a man a man, and what makes me, well, me!

Well, that's because only one man can be both the King of Fools and the King of Kings AND make it all look good and work out, and that's me!!!

[princedollophead]

I know what makes a man a man. And I'm really sure it's not you.

Tell me, is the only reason you're at this school because you're arrogance is so overwhelming it looks like magic?

[proud_and_prussian]

You don't even know what greatness is, so how can you know what makes a man? Face it, you need a prescription for those eyes! Go see a Healer NOW because you must be really sick to not recognize how truly amazing and glorious the Great Gilbert is!

See? See? I don't even need to use my wand! I'm so epic that my body sweats out magic! There's just too much power inside me!!

[princedollophead]

Oh I get it. You've fallen off that broom of yours so many times that there is actually something wrong with your head.

Because really, this is all I'm starting to get out of this conversation.