candycrabapple: (Pissed)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] candycrabapple) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes2012-10-14 12:14 am
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IC Prospective: Karkat Vantas 4th year

Character: Karkat Vantas.
Mun: Otter.
Plot specific: No



OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FANTASTICALLY TALENTED PEOPLE, A PHRASE I AM USING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SINCERITY I CAN UTTER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY TO PUT A SIGN ON THE GREAT HALL DOORS SAYING "4TH YEARS MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER" AND PUT IT 5 INCHES ABOVE MY HEAD?

DO YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED DONKEY SHIT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPIDER AND MORE IMMATURE THEN ANY OF THE FIRST YEARS THAT ARE COMING IN. CONSIDERING THIS IS STILL FIRST TERM, THAT'S REALLY GOD DAMN STUPID AND IMMATURE.

GROW UP.

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bubblingover: ([chin hand] in an abyss)

[personal profile] bubblingover 2012-10-13 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's funny, karkat if you can actually laug)( at yourself!

)(mm well its more like, since you use it so offer and so regular, its )(ard not to get w)(at sarcasm is!!

Seriously you are one of t)(e most negative in t)(is w)(ole sc)(ool!!
candycrabapple: (Nyeeeeeh)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-13 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY? IT'S NOT FAIR. THE SIGN WAS LIKE PUTTING FUCKING TROLL BALLS ABOVE MY FACE IN MY FACE.

I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE NOT CALM ABOUT THIS.
Edited 2012-10-13 15:26 (UTC)
wavesofjade: (47 Human - ♍ Itll Be Alright)

[personal profile] wavesofjade 2012-10-13 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Of Course You Do Dear.
But Do You Not Think That This Reaction Is What They Want?
greaselightning: (im hot and ur not.)

[personal profile] greaselightning 2012-10-13 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
a joke doesnt havwe to be funny to all parties invwolvwed, you knowv.
but perhaps thats just part of the joke? the fact they put so little effort into this, that they knewv itd provwoke such a putrid response from you.
theyre probably laughing themselvwes half to death vwith all the hilarious nonsense youre going on about, friend.
Edited 2012-10-13 15:30 (UTC)
candycrabapple: (Gee Look At Me Care)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-13 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
WOW, OKAY I NEED TO TAKE A MINUTE. BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST SAW YOU MISS MY POINT SO MUCH THAT EVEN A BLIND FERRET IS SITTING HERE PROCLAIMING TO HAVE SEEN IT COMING.

NO IT ISN'T, IT'S JUST RUDE, STUPID AND MORE POINTLESS THAN THE TESTING DEPARTMENT OF A BALLOON FACTORY.
candycrabapple: (Feh)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-13 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
'FRIEND'? YOU AND I AREN'T FRIENDS, IN FACT I VERY MUCH DOUBT THERE IS ANY UNIVERSE THAT YOU COULD EVER CONSIDER US FRIENDS. EVEN IF YOU WORE GLASSES AND TRIED TO SQUINT, YOU STILL WOULDN'T BE CALL ANYTHING BETWEEN US AS FRIENDSHIP.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT LIKING IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME FOR MY HEIGHT, I DIDN'T FUCKING CHOOSE TO BE SHORT, IT'S UP THERE WITH MAKING A JOKE ABOUT ME HAVING A NOSE. ALSO, EXPLAIN TO ME HOW BEING OFFENDED BY STUPIDITY IS CONSIDERED A PUTRID RESPONSE? BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT ANSWER THAT SHOULD BE SUBMITTED TO THE ANNALS OF TIME, FOR BEING THE MOST PROFOUND THING NOBODY EVER FELT WAS WORTH SAYING.
Edited 2012-10-13 15:47 (UTC)
candycrabapple: (Gee Look At Me Care)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-13 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THEY WANT IS TO MOCK ME BECAUSE IT'S OH SO FUNNY TO PICK ON KARKAT ALL THE TIME, THEY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. IT'S LIKE A CRUST ON BREAD TO THEM THEY NEED IT TO MAKE THEIR HAIR GO NEEDLESSLY CURLY.
Edited 2012-10-13 15:52 (UTC)
mabelangelo: (I'm the best!!)

strikes readable she wasnt even trying lmao

[personal profile] mabelangelo 2012-10-13 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
no way i didnt miss the point i saw it!

i wouldnt have made such a big deal out of it though! oh well if someone put that up to try to make fun of you being short isnt that bad you know i doubt youre shorter than me!
candycrabapple: (Dismissed)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
FEFERI, THIS MIGHT COME AS AN OVERWHELMING SHOCK. BUT I DON'T WANT TO LAUGH AT MYSELF.

WELL THEN I SHOULD AT LEAST GET A CONGRATULATORY MUFFIN FOR BEING JUST SO AMAZINGLY CONSISTENT THEN. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

OH PLEASE, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS THAT GO IN THE RUNNING FOR MOST NEGATIVE PERSON AWARD AT THIS SCHOOL. AND I'M POSITIVE ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I JUST HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BRAG ABOUT POSITIVE THINGS.
greaselightning: (hey svweet thang.)

[personal profile] greaselightning 2012-10-13 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hey relax, pal. vwe might not be friends nowv, and evwen vwith that less than positivwe outlook on our grovwing relationship, doesnt mean there isnt the possibility for a beautiful friendship to spavwn from this.
unless youre looking to cut right to the chase, and vwhat you vwant isnt a friendship at all, but something more invwolvwed, one could say...

ahahaha, vwell, considering howv much vwitriol youre sharing vwith evweryone here, id say its pretty damn putrid.
wwistful: (:>)

[personal profile] wwistful 2012-10-13 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Bullying, Vantas. Really?
I'm enforcing the rules as I see them broken. You are not a special target, you are a student.
candycrabapple: (I fucking care?)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-14 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
IF PEOPLE DIDN'T KEEP POINTING IT OUT ALL THE TIME, THEN I WOULDN'T GIVE EVEN THE MOST MINUSCULE OF SHITS. EVERYONE ELSE IS MAKING IT MORE IMPORTANT THAN IT IS.

ARE YOU A FOURTH YEAR? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE OR AREN'T SHORTER THAN ME, WHATEVER. BUT IF YOU'RE NOT THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER.
candycrabapple: (GAH)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-14 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
INVOLVED? WAIT, WHAT? NO. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I'M THE SAME AGE AS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, YOU ATTEMPTED CRADLE ROBBER.

NOTHING I'M SAYING IS PUTRID, I'M JUST GIVING LETTING EVERYONE KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE SITUATION.
candycrabapple: (Not looking)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-14 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY, OKAY. MAYBE NOT BULLYING, BUT YOU THERE WAS STILL A COMMENT ABOUT IT BEING CRUEL TO ASK ME TO TAKE THE SIGN DOWN. THAT WAS A THING THAT YOU DID.

BUT YEAH SURE I'M MILES OF ANTI-SPECIAL, BELIEVE ME I AM MORE THAN SLIGHTLY AWARE OF THAT. DOESN'T MEAN THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE FILLING THEIR LUNGS WITH AMUSEMENT AT MY EXPENSE.
wavesofjade: (49 Human - ♍ Hold It Tight)

[personal profile] wavesofjade 2012-10-14 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Do You Have The Sign?
There May Be A Way To Identify The Culprit.
greaselightning: (eeeeey)

[personal profile] greaselightning 2012-10-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
hey, calm dovwn. so much tension cant be any good for you. and so vwhat? evwen if you ARE his age, you arent HIM, so i dont see the problem here.

hey chief, vwhatevwer you vwant to call it. either vway, i think youre givwing them exactly vwhat theyre after.
candycrabapple: (Growl)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-15 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T YOU 'HAHAHA' ME. IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT? YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO PULL SOME PATHETIC AND CHILDISH JOKE LIKE THAT, DIDN'T YOU?
candycrabapple: (Pouty)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-15 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
WELL YES. I DO, BUT IT'S SCREWED UP AND RIPPED IN A FEW PIECE BECAUSE I GOT A LITTLE FUCKED OFF AT IT.
candycrabapple: (I fucking care?)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-15 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
THERE'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU'RE AN AMPORA AND I HAVE NO LOVE FOR THE IDEA OF HAVING EITHER OF YOU NEAR ME LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO BE HAPPENING ANY TIME SOON, BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH DOUCHE NOZZLES.

OH YES, EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE AFTER. BECAUSE I'M CLEARLY HERE IN MY BED WEEPING MY EYES OUT FOR THEY'RE EXCELLENTLY PERFECTED INSULT SIGN! OH SHIT, HOW AM I TO LIVE NOW WITH ALL THIS SHAME POURING DOWN MY FACE.

NO.
WAIT. THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING AT ALL, TRY AGAIN SPLOOGE-CANOE.
candycrabapple: (Karkat Trainer)

Re: YES I kept this icon

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-15 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
HA. DON'T MAKE ME PRETEND TO LAUGH.

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'D GO TO SOME STUPID LENGTHS JUST TO TRY AND PISS ME OFF, IT'S YOUR SAD LITTLE FUCKING HOBBY. DON'T EVEN PRETEND THIS ISN'T TRUE, I KNOW IT IS.

WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP WAITING ON A NAME BECAUSE IF IT ACTUALLY ISN'T YOU, WHICH I REALLY THINK IT IS, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PLAN TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU ENCOURAGING THIS SAD SHIT STAIN.
bubblingover: ([bitch plz] And why'd you have to go)

[personal profile] bubblingover 2012-10-17 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
like i said, no sense of )(umour

you need to work )(arder t)(en t)(at for a muffin!

ok, t)(en karkat names t)(ese people t)(en! I doubt you will find anyone less negative t)(en you!
wavesofjade: (47 Human - ♍ Itll Be Alright)

[personal profile] wavesofjade 2012-10-17 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Dear.
Bring It To Me When You Have The Time Perhaps I Can Find Something On It.
In The Meantime Please Try To Calm Down Sweetie.
candycrabapple: (Huh?)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2012-10-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH, SURE. WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO DO THAT I CAN. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO RIPPING IT INTO MORE PIECES AND THROWING IT INTO THE FIRE.
AND I AM CALM, I'M COMPLETELY CALM. WHY WOULDN'T I BE CALM?
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