IC Prospective: Vole [Voice + Text]

[voleatile]

Character: Vole
Canon: Girl Genius
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Nope

Hoy, efferyvun say hi to my leedle cousin Vole!

Hy em not leedle! Und vhat hyu doink, hyu eediot, vhy are hyu tokking to a book? Dot's schtupid!

Hokay, fine, younger cousin. Sheesh. Und iz not schtupid, iz a magic book, Hy told hyu!

Hyu said Hy write in it, not tok to it!

Den schtop tokking und write, crenky pents!

Hy ken't write vit hyu climbink offer me like dot!

[Then there's a crash, followed shortly by a yipe!, then the following words are accompanied by dark grumbling]

this is stupid. maxim is stupid. this book is stupid. everyone is stupid.

DERE! Hy wrote in hyu schtupid book, vill hyu schut op und leaf me alone now?

No, now hyu haff to tok to efferyvun who writes beck!

VHAT?

Iz called makink frands! Iz goot for hyu!

Comments

[mo_cara]

hEy, ThErE, mOtHeRfUcKeR!
wHaT iS aLl Up In YoUr WoRlD, bRo!

[voleatile]

[Voice]....Do Hy haff to talk to dis vun? [Thwack]HOY!

Yez, Vole, und hyu vill be nize!

[grumbles]

nothing is up in my world. nothing is ever up. if it is up, it is up in flames. potentially blown up. maybe up and out the window.

[mo_cara]

SoUnDs MoThErFuCkIn SwEeT, lIkE yOu GoT yOuR oWnSeLf OnE fInE aCtIoN fLiCk HaPpEnInG iN yOuR lIfE!

[voleatile]

i guess.

lies his life is not so exciting all he does is sit up in his room and sulk

i do not sulk. i brood. there is a difference.

whatever its still sitting alone in your room

[mo_cara]

Oh, DaMn, YoU sOuNd LiKe ThIs OnE mOtHeRfUcKeR i KnOw WhAt NeEdS tO gEt OuT mOrE.
yOu ShOuLd Be AlL vIsItInG uS, bRo, WiTh YoUr CuZ!

[voleatile]

i get out enough just fine.