IC Prospective: Vole [Voice + Text]

[voleatile]

Character: Vole
Canon: Girl Genius
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Nope

Hoy, efferyvun say hi to my leedle cousin Vole!

Hy em not leedle! Und vhat hyu doink, hyu eediot, vhy are hyu tokking to a book? Dot's schtupid!

Hokay, fine, younger cousin. Sheesh. Und iz not schtupid, iz a magic book, Hy told hyu!

Hyu said Hy write in it, not tok to it!

Den schtop tokking und write, crenky pents!

Hy ken't write vit hyu climbink offer me like dot!

[Then there's a crash, followed shortly by a yipe!, then the following words are accompanied by dark grumbling]

this is stupid. maxim is stupid. this book is stupid. everyone is stupid.

DERE! Hy wrote in hyu schtupid book, vill hyu schut op und leaf me alone now?

No, now hyu haff to tok to efferyvun who writes beck!

VHAT?

Iz called makink frands! Iz goot for hyu!

Comments

[doctorkishitani]

Hello Vole! It's good to meet you!

Will you be starting at Hogwarts this September?

[voleatile]

yes, though i can't imagine being stuck in a school with this idiot will be very fun. it's bad enough when he comes to stay the night.

[Voice]Hush, Vole! Hyu know hyu luff it!

No! Schut op! Go avay!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Was ist dein Rind mit den Zeitschriften? Das Schreiben in ihnen Spaß macht und Sie können auf totall Völker Gespräche abhören. Was ist daran nicht mögen?

[Translation: What's your beef with the journals? Writing in them is fun and you can totall eavesdrop on peoples conversations. What isn't to like?]

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[voleatile]

da ist mir egal, was andere Leute zu sagen haben. es ist alles nur Geschwätz inane die meiste Zeit sowieso.

Ignore all my derp.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Ach komm schon, es gibt viele interessante Dinge auf der Zeitschrift zu finden. Ich meine, erst vor kurzem gab es diese riesigen Rauschen im Blätterwald über Masturbation oder so etwas. Sie können mir nicht erzählen, das ist nicht wert, Stalking.

[voleatile]

das interessiert mich nicht im geringsten. warum sollte man darüber sprechen? es gibt bessere Dinge verschwenden Sie Ihre Zeit auf könnte.

orchestrieren wie die Auflösung des ersten Welt-Land Regierungen und implimenting ein System des Überlebens des Stärkeren.

[mo_cara]

hEy, ThErE, mOtHeRfUcKeR!
wHaT iS aLl Up In YoUr WoRlD, bRo!

[voleatile]

[Voice]....Do Hy haff to talk to dis vun? [Thwack]HOY!

Yez, Vole, und hyu vill be nize!

[grumbles]

nothing is up in my world. nothing is ever up. if it is up, it is up in flames. potentially blown up. maybe up and out the window.

[mo_cara]

SoUnDs MoThErFuCkIn SwEeT, lIkE yOu GoT yOuR oWnSeLf OnE fInE aCtIoN fLiCk HaPpEnInG iN yOuR lIfE!

[voleatile]

i guess.

lies his life is not so exciting all he does is sit up in his room and sulk

i do not sulk. i brood. there is a difference.

whatever its still sitting alone in your room

[mo_cara]

Oh, DaMn, YoU sOuNd LiKe ThIs OnE mOtHeRfUcKeR i KnOw WhAt NeEdS tO gEt OuT mOrE.
yOu ShOuLd Be AlL vIsItInG uS, bRo, WiTh YoUr CuZ!

[voleatile]

i get out enough just fine.

[grandhighwizard]

A PROSPECTIVE STUDENT.
how old are you, my lad?

[voleatile]

thirteen. i am being transferred.

[grandhighwizard]

WHY?
were there problems at durmstrang?

[voleatile]

yes. family related. i am a perfectly fine student.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh no, you really shouldn't talk to any of us!
This is the magical equivalent of the internet.
Also--ihr sind beide Deutsch, oder? Warum sprichst du English miteinander?

[voleatile]

so when i open the book, i will find gentials all over the front page?
ich wiess nicht. es noch nie auf die Idee gekommen. ich vermute, es ist gewohnheit.

[givesyouaboner]

Quite possibly, so it's always best to tread carefully.
Ach, okay. That's still a little weird.

[owdidntseethat]

These journals aren't that dumb.

[voleatile]

no that is true. it's the people using them that are stupid.

[owdidntseethat]

If they had a test to see if you were smart enough to use these, no one would get to use them.

[bev_rage]

hi cosin cousin vole
i'm roxy n ur cousin maxims rlly cool

[voleatile]

if you replace that with annoying i might agree with you.