IC Prospective: Vole [Voice + Text]

[voleatile]

Character: Vole
Canon: Girl Genius
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Nope

Hoy, efferyvun say hi to my leedle cousin Vole!

Hy em not leedle! Und vhat hyu doink, hyu eediot, vhy are hyu tokking to a book? Dot's schtupid!

Hokay, fine, younger cousin. Sheesh. Und iz not schtupid, iz a magic book, Hy told hyu!

Hyu said Hy write in it, not tok to it!

Den schtop tokking und write, crenky pents!

Hy ken't write vit hyu climbink offer me like dot!

[Then there's a crash, followed shortly by a yipe!, then the following words are accompanied by dark grumbling]

this is stupid. maxim is stupid. this book is stupid. everyone is stupid.

DERE! Hy wrote in hyu schtupid book, vill hyu schut op und leaf me alone now?

No, now hyu haff to tok to efferyvun who writes beck!

VHAT?

Iz called makink frands! Iz goot for hyu!

Comments

[doctorkishitani]

Hello Vole! It's good to meet you!

Will you be starting at Hogwarts this September?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Was ist dein Rind mit den Zeitschriften? Das Schreiben in ihnen Spaß macht und Sie können auf totall Völker Gespräche abhören. Was ist daran nicht mögen?

[Translation: What's your beef with the journals? Writing in them is fun and you can totall eavesdrop on peoples conversations. What isn't to like?]

[mo_cara]

hEy, ThErE, mOtHeRfUcKeR!
wHaT iS aLl Up In YoUr WoRlD, bRo!

[grandhighwizard]

A PROSPECTIVE STUDENT.
how old are you, my lad?

[givesyouaboner]

Oh no, you really shouldn't talk to any of us!
This is the magical equivalent of the internet.
Also--ihr sind beide Deutsch, oder? Warum sprichst du English miteinander?

[owdidntseethat]

These journals aren't that dumb.

[bev_rage]

hi cosin cousin vole
i'm roxy n ur cousin maxims rlly cool