IC Prospective: Ambrose/Glitch

[misfiring]

Character: Ambrose "Glitch" Cumming
Canon: Tin Man
Mun: Amanda
Plot specific: Nope! But this does take place during summer vacation.


Hello, students! I hope everyone's done their homework. I did assign homework, didn't I? Pretty sure I did! Essays on all of the possible uses for zippers, right?

I'm not even sure. I'm not even sure.

The summer sure is hot this year. I really could go swimming right now - wouldn't that just be fantastic?

Comments

[clockspinner]

u ok

[misfiring]

I don't see why I wouldn't be.

I don't see why I wouldn't be.

That's a nice shade of red.

[clockspinner]

r u serious rn

[misfiring]

I try to be serious when I'm teaching.

Though sometimes I feel a bit too serious. Where's the fun in droning on and on all day?

[di_intraining]

Why would anyone need to do homework on zippers!?

[misfiring]

They're a very fascinating invention. Very useful! Us Muggles and Muggleborns are very creative people.

[di_intraining]

They're certainly very useful, but how do you write an essay on them? It's just...

You pull the zipper up and down, you can use it to close things...that's it.

[misfiring]

You can write an essay on anything if you try hard enough.

[rule_britannia]

Are you feeling alright, sir?

[misfiring]

Never been better! Why?

[rule_britannia]

You seem a little frazzled.

[misfiring]

I'm not! I think I'm not.

I'm really just always like this.

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wow. Whoa. What.]

Holy shit.

Voice

[misfiring]

That's certainly an interesting reaction.

Hello, stranger! Did I do something wrong?

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

...You're kiddin' right?

[doctorkishitani]

I think I've almost finished, Professor Cumming.

Out of curiosity, there wasn't a limit on the essay's length, was there?

[misfiring]

It's the summer! Why ever would you do an essay?

[doctorkishitani]

Didn't you assign an essay?
You did just say you assigned an essay.

In any case, mine is almost complete and I'll be sure to post it to you as soon as possible.
Although I think I may have written about the wrong topic. I hope it's still acceptable. If not, I'll rewrite it as quickly as I can.

voice;

[accioleggings]

Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! In a manner of speaking.

voice;

[misfiring]

If your eyes are sore you might want to look into that.

voice;

[accioleggings]

It's just a figure of speech, haha.

How've you been, Ambrose! I haven't seen you since my wedding.

SCREAMING I JUST WATCHED THIS AGAIN

[moveslikejaeger]

[Oh gosh, was there homework? Maxim has no idea he never pays attention. Luckily, this teacher is easy to deal with]

sir my brother ate my homework and i dont know what to do

[mo_cara]

hEy, SiR, wAs ThErE lIkE a MoThErF***In InCh LiMiT oR sOmEtHiNg?
BeCaUsE i CoUlD wRiTe AbOuT tHiS fInE s*** fOr DaYs.

[grandhighwizard]

zips?
INTERESTING CHOICE, CUMMING.
but then they always are from you.
WHAT INSPIRED THAT?

[givesyouaboner]

Why would you assign homework during the summer, for the summer?
I understand that would be good with keeping up with studies and whatnot, but wouldn't that cut into your own vacation time?