IC Prospective: Ambrose/Glitch

[misfiring]

Character: Ambrose "Glitch" Cumming
Canon: Tin Man
Mun: Amanda
Plot specific: Nope! But this does take place during summer vacation.


Hello, students! I hope everyone's done their homework. I did assign homework, didn't I? Pretty sure I did! Essays on all of the possible uses for zippers, right?

I'm not even sure. I'm not even sure.

The summer sure is hot this year. I really could go swimming right now - wouldn't that just be fantastic?

Comments

[di_intraining]

But an essay is long! Minimum I've been given is a quarter length of parchment. You can't write that much on zippers. You'd have to, I dunno, make stuff up.

[misfiring]

An essay is an essay, and you can just write what needs to be said!

[di_intraining]

So if some bloke just wrote, "Zippers help you to close openings and keep your stuff inside", you'd consider that an essay?

[misfiring]

Well there's more to say than just that. One sentence about a fantastic invention?