IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[glaringprotego]

...

I think you broke my husband.

[plushaeusrumpified]

whatcha talkin bout there pussy galore.

[glaringprotego]

You broke him Strider

He is laying on my lap. With this look I cannot describe. You broke him.

[plushaeusrumpified]

uh.
oops?
would it help if i said i didnt mean to.
or.
even knew how i did that.
because it was totes unintentional.

[glaringprotego]

Just
letting you know

Also I'm putting a cat guard on you next year
They'll scratch you when you start doing stupid things

[plushaeusrumpified]

living up to your nickname of pussy galore i see.

but no seriously wtf.
i dont need cat babysitters.
its bad enough my nephew just got a little orange furball of his own.
i dont need yours.
and nothing i do is stupid thank you very much.



but no seriously whats wrong with your hubby.
i may or may not be a little concerned.
ironically speaking.

[glaringprotego]

You break my husband
You play by my rules
And the rules are you may gain cat scratch fever next year

I assume you could just quote the song at students
None of them would get it

And I'm really not sure. I think you gave him more information than he could handle.

[plushaeusrumpified]

its not like i even meant to though.
christ.
but fine.
meow.

that would be just the most tragic of tragedies.
i dont think my heart could take it.
so im not even gonna sing it.

i still dont get it.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < mom :??
:33 < whats wrong with dad?

[YES SHE HAS IN FACT BEEN READING ALL THIS]

[glaringprotego]

Sometimes dear
it's best to ask what's not wrong with your father

[moirailcompass]

:33 < but hes ok right?

[glaringprotego]

He will be fine
He just isn't used to Professor Strider
That too shall pass

[moirailcompass]

:33 < h33h33 ok
:33 < as long as hes alright
:33 < and what about you mom?
:33 < purrfessor strider hasnt gotten to you too has he? :PP

[glaringprotego]

Nyansense dear
He can't get to me
I am purrtected by my glaring of cats
And a strong sense of humor

<3 Don't you worry about this stuff dear

[moirailcompass]

:33 < silly me
:33 < i should have figured x33
:33 < and i should know dadll be fine too
:33 < with his knight in shining armor by his side

:33 < worry goes poof! <3

[glaringprotego]

H33
Purrcisely dear

He can't help but be fine
Or we'll want to know why right?