IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[glaringprotego]

Just
letting you know

Also I'm putting a cat guard on you next year
They'll scratch you when you start doing stupid things

[plushaeusrumpified]

living up to your nickname of pussy galore i see.

but no seriously wtf.
i dont need cat babysitters.
its bad enough my nephew just got a little orange furball of his own.
i dont need yours.
and nothing i do is stupid thank you very much.



but no seriously whats wrong with your hubby.
i may or may not be a little concerned.
ironically speaking.

[glaringprotego]

You break my husband
You play by my rules
And the rules are you may gain cat scratch fever next year

I assume you could just quote the song at students
None of them would get it

And I'm really not sure. I think you gave him more information than he could handle.

[plushaeusrumpified]

its not like i even meant to though.
christ.
but fine.
meow.

that would be just the most tragic of tragedies.
i dont think my heart could take it.
so im not even gonna sing it.

i still dont get it.