IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

because now you do.

[doctorkishitani]

If you don't mind my asking, why would I be given detention?
I don't think I've broken any rules recently.

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[wwistful]

I don't think he deserves detention for a perfectly legitimate question, Strider.

[plushaeusrumpified]

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[wwistful]

You're proving my point.

[plushaeusrumpified]

it is not a valid question if hes questioning my credentials.
dumbledore hired me.
if you or hes got a problem with that well.
go take it up with crookednose himself.

and oh my god seriously youre both so stupid i didnt give him detention for real.
i dont actually even care for christs sake.
i have bigger fish to fry.
or in this case horsecock to cut off.

[wwistful]

Why are you so defensive, then? You could have said yes, but you gave him... fake detention in lieu of a simple answer.

I wouldn't call us the stupid ones here.

[doctorkishitani]

I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm a little confused.

Am I to assume that I won't really have detention for the month of September?

[wwistful]

Yes, more than half of what he says is redundant.

[plushaeusrumpified]

and all of what you say is bullshit.
mind your own business.
do i fucking undermine your authority in front of students.
i dont recall doing that before.
mind your fucking business.




no you dont have fucking detention though hes right.
now go the fuck away and let us talk about this like adults.
even if hes being an immature prissy little bitch.

[wwistful]

Why are you so upset?

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[pariahdom]

father does havve a strong point about this because holy shit wwhat is wwrong wwith you

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh god.
i almost forgot he had a crotchdropping.
yaaay.

and there is not a single thing wrong with me i dont know what youre talking about.
i am trying to help a kid through a traumatizing experience.
whats wrong with you.

[wwistful]

You're causing more trauma than you're solving. Zahak was spat on. Do you possess any reading comprehension skills?

Don't call my son crotchdropping, that is disgusting.

[pariahdom]

yes im his son for better terms since your vvocabulary could use some wwork by the looks of it
deal wwith it

okay i dont evven LIKE the guy and i think thats not helpin
and theres nothin WWRONG wwith me frankly evverythin is wwrong wwith you especially wwith that god awwful speech pattern of yours