IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

threadjacks with more eloquence

[pariahdom]

father does havve a strong point about this because holy shit wwhat is wwrong wwith you

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh god.
i almost forgot he had a crotchdropping.
yaaay.

and there is not a single thing wrong with me i dont know what youre talking about.
i am trying to help a kid through a traumatizing experience.
whats wrong with you.

[wwistful]

You're causing more trauma than you're solving. Zahak was spat on. Do you possess any reading comprehension skills?

Don't call my son crotchdropping, that is disgusting.

[pariahdom]

yes im his son for better terms since your vvocabulary could use some wwork by the looks of it
deal wwith it

okay i dont evven LIKE the guy and i think thats not helpin
and theres nothin WWRONG wwith me frankly evverythin is wwrong wwith you especially wwith that god awwful speech pattern of yours