IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[wwistful]

You're proving my point.

[plushaeusrumpified]

it is not a valid question if hes questioning my credentials.
dumbledore hired me.
if you or hes got a problem with that well.
go take it up with crookednose himself.

and oh my god seriously youre both so stupid i didnt give him detention for real.
i dont actually even care for christs sake.
i have bigger fish to fry.
or in this case horsecock to cut off.

[wwistful]

Why are you so defensive, then? You could have said yes, but you gave him... fake detention in lieu of a simple answer.

I wouldn't call us the stupid ones here.

[doctorkishitani]

I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm a little confused.

Am I to assume that I won't really have detention for the month of September?

[wwistful]

Yes, more than half of what he says is redundant.

[plushaeusrumpified]

and all of what you say is bullshit.
mind your own business.
do i fucking undermine your authority in front of students.
i dont recall doing that before.
mind your fucking business.




no you dont have fucking detention though hes right.
now go the fuck away and let us talk about this like adults.
even if hes being an immature prissy little bitch.

[wwistful]

Why are you so upset?