polariity: (mage II Your eyes)
The Psiioniic ([personal profile] polariity) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes2012-06-07 11:33 am
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IC Prospective

Character: The Psiioniic (Artollo Apemis)
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: James/Tri
Plot Specific: N

Alright, you little mixed group of magical disaster, just a heads up for the next class. Since variety is the spice of life, you get to choose just how to pass my next class from one of two ways. Generous, no?

Behind door number one, you get to write up an essay on using an unconventional area of magical study or spells in a fight. If you really need an example, here's one: using Care of Magical Creatures to raise up an army of Kneazles to conquer all of the British Isles. I'm sure Professor Vantas-Leijon could give you pointers on that particular, eheheheheh.

Behind door number two is something for the more physical of students, those who like doing a bit more spellwork than penwork. Last class we all went over the importance of the Shield Charm. Well, it's going to be the star again, as you must be able to cast a decent shield by the next time we meet. I will be testing the strength of it personally.

Now now, you don't have to worry. I won't throw you across the room with the force of whatever spell I use while I'm testing your shield.

I'm aiming to get someone in the lake. Nice weather for a swim.

Like usual, I'm available for any questions you might have about either assignment.

[personal profile] glaringprotego 2012-06-07 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I would never conquer the British Isles. The kneazles are far too lazy for that.
wwistful: (Humanstuck)

[personal profile] wwistful 2012-06-07 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't get students in the lake. The eco-system down there is delicate enough without the crew of children who don't bathe pollutin' it. Toss them somewhere else.
nosigntospeakof: [<lj site="livejournal.com" user="masiah">] (♋ And what's on the other side?)

[personal profile] nosigntospeakof 2012-06-07 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
As if our Kneazles could be bothered to plot anything beyond working together to climb into their bags of food.

And please don't go throwing students in the lake. I don't think the giant squiud would appreciate it.
thegrrrahahaha: (nervous)

[personal profile] thegrrrahahaha 2012-06-07 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I guess I'll be doing the first option.
selfhatred: (Sollux | poke)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-06-07 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Option two since one contains what I'm probably going to die from.

Throw me in the lake and I swear to fucking God that I will come back to haunt you.
quasistellar: ([human] you're kidding right?)

[personal profile] quasistellar 2012-06-07 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A word with you, Professor?
sixbuckdropout: (Default)

[personal profile] sixbuckdropout 2012-06-07 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
phsyical you say
givesyouaboner: (Default)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-08 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
What are kneazles?
dou8letrou8le: (04)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-06-08 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
How flexible for you, Professor.
spangledplan: (Doctor no.)

[personal profile] spangledplan 2012-06-08 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
What sort of spells will we need to be shielding against, sir? If you're going to test the strength you'd be using multiple spells, right?
arachnoble: (haha you're so cute)

[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-06-08 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't you direct your students to ask questions from actual experts?