IC Prospective

[polariity]

Character: The Psiioniic (Artollo Apemis)
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: James/Tri
Plot Specific: N

Alright, you little mixed group of magical disaster, just a heads up for the next class. Since variety is the spice of life, you get to choose just how to pass my next class from one of two ways. Generous, no?

Behind door number one, you get to write up an essay on using an unconventional area of magical study or spells in a fight. If you really need an example, here's one: using Care of Magical Creatures to raise up an army of Kneazles to conquer all of the British Isles. I'm sure Professor Vantas-Leijon could give you pointers on that particular, eheheheheh.

Behind door number two is something for the more physical of students, those who like doing a bit more spellwork than penwork. Last class we all went over the importance of the Shield Charm. Well, it's going to be the star again, as you must be able to cast a decent shield by the next time we meet. I will be testing the strength of it personally.

Now now, you don't have to worry. I won't throw you across the room with the force of whatever spell I use while I'm testing your shield.

I'm aiming to get someone in the lake. Nice weather for a swim.

Like usual, I'm available for any questions you might have about either assignment.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

That's different.
Everyone knows unicorns are real.

[polariity]

Citation needed.

[givesyouaboner]

Dirk Strider, genius extaordinare (2k12)

[polariity]

Did a search, turns out your source is plagiarized from another. Five points from House Con.

[givesyouaboner]

Excuse your ass my source is legit.



_{[Talking to a teacher. Oh. Right. Ooops.]}

[polariity]

[It's okay, Psii has the least amount of caring. Who let this man run a classroom?]

Ass excusal is taught in fourth year classes only..
Try again

Also your source is still plagiarized
Taken from members of the Disney Fanclub

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Oh in that case you might be his favourite teacher when he starts.]}

That's a crock of shiz professor. I investigated and compiled this research on my own.

[polariity]

I remain unconvinced, Strider #57121312. I might need to see more information you've compiled on the majestic unicorn. Chop chop.

[givesyouaboner]

Sure no problem bro.
You'll have to provide me with your email though.
I store all of my records electronically.

[polariity]

No can do
Not from lack of email

But more from this school's issue against tech
which I am steadily getting closer to beating mind you

Print it
Then go and catch the biggest bird you can find without getting arrested

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah that whole lack of technology thing sucks metaphorical ass.
But fine.
I'll catch you a bird.
The biggest bird in all of London.
Then you can read my research and weep.

[polariity]

I look forward to reading your claims of bullshit Mister Strider
Godspeed